Oral sex! - adult game discontinued by Kheper Games - review by J. J. J. Haimer-Schmidt

When I read that I was going to be reviewing Oral Sex adult game, I was very excited. I mean, who doesn’t like oral sex? However, as soon as I opened the packaging, I immediately lost all enthusiasm for the game. It comes in a mouth shaped tin, which I thought did a nice job of arousing my interest. Upon opening the tin though, I found that all you get is a mouth shaped board, one die, and two tiny bottles of flavored lube, all of which could have fit in a box a third of the size. I found all this to be somewhat wasteful and very misleading.

So onto the point of the game I suppose. The aforementioned board has 30 spaces, including the oral sex space at the end. Each space has different acts that you have to perform if you roll the die and land on one. They start off very mild such as “hair massage” and “neck massage” and gradually get kinkier as you go until “licking lube off loins” and “applying lube to ass and licking.” The variety of the acts was about the only good part to the game in my opinion, and there wasn’t even much of that. We rolled the die a few times and then quit. We then did our own oral sex game which just involves massaging, licking, spanking, or sucking anything we wanted without having to roll a die.

All in all, I’d have to say the game was awful but the tin was pretty cool. I don’t know if it’s worth 18 dollars, but you could throw the game out and use it to organize your oral sex toys, lubes, and condoms. Also, you could get the same effect of this game by just writing sex acts on paper and drawing them out of a hat. Then you could spend the money you would have spent on this game by purchasing other products from Edenfantasys.com and applying them to your hat game. I give this game one star.