Kinky bingo - gags discontinued by Lady Calston - review by Kayla

Kinky Bingo is a little fun bingo game for up to 12 players. (The game itself recommends at least having 6 players.) Kinky Bingo is a couples game and is more meant for a swingers group or a group of close friends instead of a romantic couple. The game includes the box, twelve bingo cards, 60 question cards, and 250 bingo chips. The instructions for the game (and the answers to the cards) are printed on the back of the lid of the box.

The way the game is played is pretty simple. Each player takes a turn reading a card to the player on their left. If the player on their left gets it right, they get to put a bingo chip on if their bingo card includes the card's number. If they get it wrong, everyone else gets to use the bingo card number. After that, the player is to follow the instruction at the bottom of the card; sometimes it's just the one person that has to, but sometimes everyone has to do the action depending on the card. If someone doesn't want to do the action, they're supposed to remove one chip from their game board. The winner is the person who gets the first five-in-a-row or gets naked first. The winner then, according to the box, wins a massage that must last at least five minutes.

The game rules are easy to mess with to fit your own situation. In the video, I chose to be the "main" person who read the questions instead of each person reading a question. You could choose to adjust the rules where no one has to do the actions either. If you wanted to make it into a couple's game, you could choose to just play with the two of you doing the actions at the bottom of the card as well. It's really up to the imagination about how you want to play. The Kinky Bingo game provides the materials - you can make up your own rules.

The 250 game chips are just cardboard with pink shiny-ness on it. It just appears to have been shined-up cardboard. Nothing too amazing about these, but they do go right back into the little resealable bag that they came in. They do fit pretty perfectly onto the game cards themselves.

The game cards are pretty basic. Instead of spelling out "Bingo" you spell out "Kinky". Until the boyfriend and I actually sat down to play it, we hadn't thought over the fact that the word kinky had two "K"s in it. It doesn't make too much of a difference during play since the first K's numbers are lower than the second, but it is slightly annoying to check two columns. The upper-right hand corner of the card has a underwear-clad woman on it. Each game card is made of cardboard. The game board is about three inches wide and six inches tall.

The cards don't come in rubber bands or anything, so you will want to add your own rubber bands to keep them together. The cards are about and inch and a half wide and about three inches tall. The cards each include a question (multiple choice or true/false) and an activity at the bottom. The activities at the bottom are all pretty basic. It either includes doing something softcore with another person (kissing, rubbing, massaging), taking a drink from their drink, or taking off clothing. The questions are all pretty basic as well. A lot of the questions are about basic sexual terms and random sexual laws that exist around the country.

To be honest, I wasn't impressed with the questions. The questions were all pretty basic with silly question choices (Like one obvious answer and two obviously wrong - even for someone who isn't sexually experienced.) The True/False questions were all questions that were so specific that they *all* were true. A lot of the questions are also very stereotypical. Most of the activities included drinking which made me a little annoyed since the description didn't hint about being a drinking game. The questions might be fun if you are drunk, but otherwise, they are just stupid if you are sober.

Overall, it wasn't a bad game. The questions are kinda boring. If you want something as a swingers' game or a drinking game among friends, it would work great. If you're looking for something that's actually kinky, this isn't the game. This isn't kinky - it's just sexual. As a drinking or sexual game among upon couples, you should probably check this game out. Make up your own rules and just have fun with it!

Question Examples include:
"If men are to improve their lovemaking skills, what would be most appreciated by women..."
A) Telling her you love her as she climaxes
B) Buy her flowers and lighting candles before sex
C) Spending more time touching and caressing her during foreplay
D) Experimenting with new positions
Answer: C

"Sex without love is likely to result in fewer misunderstandings and fewer problems."
True or False
Answer: False

"Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide clean, white cotton nightshirts to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts."
True or False
Answer: True

Activities include:
"All ladies playing the game must remove a piece of clothing and finish their drink."
"Take a drink and remove one item of clothing."
"Remove one piece of clothing from the player of your choice and finish your drink."

We've played it a couple times since we first got it, and it honestly just doesn't seem like it was as well-made as it could have been. My friends always expect something kinky when I pull it out, and it never quite delivers on that. Still an interesting board game for some fun, but it just doesn't have too much replay ability.