Micro saber G - prostate massager by Cal Exotics - review by KaelVonrik

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Horrible Stench, Horrible taste, Horrible toy

DO NOT BUY. This toy is a waste of time and money. Worst decision you can make. This toy should be removed from the site. Its presence here tarnishes this sites amazing reputation.
nearly everything, smell, taste, texture, material
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This toy is not one I would recommend to anyone. It is disgusting. It is made of rubber which is a horrible material for anal play. This toy is an all around abomination. It constantly tries to slip out, the vibration is very weak, the rubber has a very low melting point and quickly develops defects. DO NOT BUY THIS TOY.

This is the worst sex toy I have ever had the misfortune of owning. I sincerely hope that everyone reads this review and does not purchase this toy. This toy is just unpleasant to use. The strong plastic stench that comes with it does not seem to go away with time. I purchased the toy during the summer. Just riding around in the post, it got hot enough to become deformed.

This toy will not stay put, you will constantly have to hold it in place, and its vibration is incredibly weak. The bullet for this toy is three times too small.

It uses 3 watch batteries, and the vibrator eats through them like butter. It does come with 6 batteries, that is one of the few good things about this toy. This toy is the worst of the worst. There are very few ways in which this toy could be any worse. Its size isn't too bad, but you also cannot insert it deep enough for it to stimulate the G-spot, you know, its intended purpose. I got this toy for free and I still feel like it was a waste of money.

Here are its design specs
Design / Shape / Size:

Insertable length:
4 3/4"
1 3/8"
0.4 lb

Functions / Performance / Controls:

Special Features:

Flared base

Control type:
Powered By:
3 watch batteries

This toy needs to be removed from the site. Toys like this sully the sites amazingness. I am ashamed of the fact that they will carry something so dreadful.
I opened the box, and immediately I was taken aback by the horrible smell. It tastes worse than it smells. It doesn't like to stay put, and its vibration is weak.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • gwenevieve
    Thanks for warning us!
  • SiNn
    great review ty for warning us
  • ToyGeek
    Goodness, thanks for the warning, will steer clear!
  • Geogeo
    thanks for the honesty
  • Winifred
    Thanks for the warning!
  • Allstars316
    Thank for sharing!
  • Rossie
    Sorry about the disappointment. Thanks for sharing.
  • Falsepast
    Too bad this isn't so good
  • deltalima
  • kurtster79
    Sorry about this not being so good
    thanks for sharing
  • RememberMe
  • Melan!e
    Sounds awful! Thanks for sharing your review.
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