Panorammer

Though not for the faint of heart. This is the 4th Dimension of your sex life.. You'll be so close to the action you can taste it. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Right in there where the rubber meets the meat. And did I mention the view?
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Pros
Unique, High Quality Leather Construction, The View
Cons
Could push the comfort zone, Non-ringed harness which limits dildo selection
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
Considering the 'Eye of the Tiger'? This Aslan face harness is up to the same quality that Aslan is known for. The girl and I have had one of their standard harness's for sometime now and it still appears brand new, though its been worked plenty hard. Though not nearly as intricate, this piece will obviously stand the test of time. It's heavy leather construction will see to that. The black leather itself is buttery soft, just like the traditional harness. We clean it the same way, a dab of soap and water than air dry, and occasionally hit it with some hydrogen peroxide. Its very small and inconspicuously travel friendly, though it could be mistaken for a bizarre pair of panties. Its straps secure with velcro, of which hasn't been a problem because your neck would probably break before that velcro came undone. This I suppose brings us to the issue of safety. I can't imagine it would be a problem for anyone, but there is a risk to having someone hump your face. So one must be cognizant of necks, noses, eyes, and mouths. However, this has not at all been an issue for either us and I'm 6'2 & 185lbs, shes 5'3 110lbs. Just don't be an idiot.

The actual design of the harness is functional but far from sexy. Though I'm not sure if there will ever be a way for fashion to meet function when it comes to dildos being attached to faces. It's definitely got a bondage look if your into that. We're not but, though we're not opposed either. It just kinda is what it is. The harness is ringless, meaning you can't switch rings to accommodate different sized toys. You just slip a through the hole in the leather, and your face supports the backside. The hole would fit most average size toys, and we've not yet run into a problem. Putting the mask on can be tricky at first, but its not difficult, and we've quickly transitioned through the learning curve. Which is good because making the walk of shame with a dildo on your face from the bathroom mirror to the bed is better for comic relief than setting the mood.

In use, this works about as good as I could imagine anything working in this application. Both she and I have worn this, and been penetrated by it; both vaginally and anally for her, and anally for myself. Both giving and receiving with the Chin Up is a treat. It's still a toss up as to what is my favorite. Devilishly lowering my penetrated ass onto my lovers face keeps the erotic tension pulsing. But seeing her do the same to me is a sight to behold. A view to marvel at indeed. The Harness seemed to support dildos well enough to make various positions a breeze. We tried a variety of positions and it seems the giver usually ends up on his or her back, with someone above riding their face, either standard or reverse cowgirl/boy. This was mostly do to the fact the "humping" is either done with your neck like a pecking chicken, or it is done with the full body and essentially requires pushups. Both these variances are good in moderation, but the body quickly tires of them. Geometry wise, it worked equally as well for vaginal as anal, and for any special circumstances you can bevel the chin piece a couple degrees and get a different range of penetration if needed. This item could be used by anyone beginner through advanced, though I imagine it will mostly appeal to the latter. We use it anally the majority of the time which I suppose leans more towards the advanced side. For me pegging is the only option, and for her.. well shes not as big of a fan of anal but something about the kinkyness of this ass to mouth fucking gets her every time.
Follow-up commentary
We have had this for 8 years. I had to check the date on the Eden account dashboard.. It's hard to believe. It has held up remarkably well. It's only sign of wear is that the material has broken in and softened a bit, making it even more comfortable as the years have gone by. We still enjoy using this, as there is not many experiences quite like it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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