Hand pistol thrusting vibrator

Good for some things, not for others.

If you're someone that likes rumbly vibrations, strong thrusts, and you're able to position yourself for this toy, then I think it's a great one. It fell short of my expectations, but I'm able to use it differently than its intended use, and it will be a toy that I definitely use when wanting to simulate oral on someone.
Strong vibrations and thrusts
Able to use in multiple situations
If there's any resistance, the toy will get stuck
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First impression

I think that the way this toy is designed is really unique. The box that it was in is nice and discreet, being plain white with no writing on it. As I opened it up, I saw all of the components neatly arranged in the packaging. As I was figuring out how to use this toy, all of the ways that I could use it were running through my mind - handheld, with the suction cup, in what positions...I could feel that a great night of experimenting was about to happen!

First Use

The Thrustmeister is fairly simple to set up - the dildo that goes inside of you is stored inside the handle, and you attach it to the front via a locking mechanism. You can either screw in a suction cup to the toy to mount it to any surface, or you can re-attach the handle to use it handheld. For my first use, I decided to use the suction cup and lie on my back, letting it piston into me. I made sure to use lots of lube and use a couple of different positions, but this toy just wasn't hitting the spots that I thought it would, and I ended up turning it off.

Further Experience

I decided to give this toy another try and use it orally. I liked that a lot more - the toy didn't get stuck and didn't make any weird mechanical whining noises like my other use. I realize that my genitals probably aren't the best for this toy - and that's okay! I've found that using this toy orally (meaning letting it thrust into my mouth) is a great experience, and I like doing that in conjunction with using either another toy or my hands to get myself off. I like to see the good in things, so I'm fine with only using this toy orally and using something else to get myself off - it's a great replacement for a partner.

Vibration Map

The vibrations are most easily felt where the dildo connects to the toy and less so as you go up the shaft to the tip. I only used the vibrating mode once to test it out, but I don't like internal vibrations, so it wasn't for me. However, the vibrations are really strong, so if internal vibrations are your thing, then it'll feel great!
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

When using this toy orally (the toy thrusting into my mouth to simulate a blowjob), I orgasmed hard. I have a big oral fixation, so servicing someone in that way is what I enjoy most, and imagining that someone was using my mouth was able to get me off faster than if I was just using a toy.
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