Vibrating realistic royal - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by BlackxxxRose

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It's dongzilla!

This toy seemed great until I got it. I thought it was smaller than it was and wasn't able to actually use it; plus it was made of porous rubber. The functions and vibrations are great though and my mother gave it rave reviews even used with a condom! Looks like this is the dream toy for size queens.
Great functions/controls, easy to use, looks/feels realistic
VERY large, made of rubber
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Vibrating Realistic Royal vibrator is a size queen's dream. The sheer size of this dong brings about thoughts of Godzilla's penis. It's designed to be used for vaginal stimulation but would work safely for anal play as well because of the balls and suction cup base.

Due to the absolute enormous size of this toy, it would be best suited for size queens or very advanced users. With a 6 inch diameter it is extremely intimidating. The insertable portion of this toy is just as scary standing at a large 7 inches.

The suction cup base on this toy is really sturdy and holds up well with riding and lots of pulling and tugging. Even at its highest setting this toy is still really quiet though and can be used while other people in the house are awake without alerting them that any sexual playtime is occurring.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Realistic Royal Vibrating dongzilla is made of rubber and is molded after a real penis. It is veined and ridged to give it a realistic look and feel as well. The rubber helps add some give and flexibility that a real penis has.

The rubber this toy is made of does have an odor and *probably* tastes like plastic too. Rubber is very porous though, so it's recommended that this toy be used with a condom.

I was unable to use this toy because of it's size but my mother said the texture is definitely a positive addition to the toy. She raved about how the texture and material help this toy feel realistic. When squeezing this toy it has a similar give and firmness that a real penis has.

Beginners would like the feel and sensation of this toy, but only size queens or very advanced users should use it for any form of internal stimulation.

Material: RubberTexture: Veined
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The description on the box of this toy said it was designed after a real penis and you can certainly tell by looking at it. It's shaped very realistically with a lot of skin-like details and feels similar to a real penis when squeezing it. However, the size of this toy was just enormously huge. It was almost longer and was fatter than my arm. I thought the girth was going to be smaller when I ordered it but was able to tell when it arrived that I wouldn't be able to use it safely. I own another large toy but it has a smaller girth than this one does. I didn't want to just let this extremely large toy collect dust since I couldn't use it so I ended up giving it to my mother (who is now a self-proclaimed size queen.)

This size is definitely for more advanced users. If you're smaller set or aren't used to large objects for insertion then this isn't the toy for you. The girth of this toy is so large that, if not used properly or safely, it could easily stretch or tear delicate areas. Since this toy is so large it's not very easy to hide and isn't discreet so it probably wouldn't be ideal for travel.

Length: 8"
Insertable length: 7"
Circumference: 6"
Diameter: 2"
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This dongzilla has 7 different functions and speeds of vibrations. The controls are located in a removable remote while the motor seems to be located near the head of the dong. The controls on this toy were very easy to locate and operate. The removable remote plugs into this toy through a jack (like headphones use) which prevents this toy from being waterproof.

This toy also has a really sturdy suction cup base that holds up well with pulling and tugging. It suctions well against most flat surfaces too.

I never actually used this toy because it was too large for me to use, but after giving it to my mother she says the multiple speeds are amazing. My mother reported back that while using this toy on the highest possible setting that it wasn't audible at all and she didn't need any background noise to disguise it. She said the highest constant speed was her favorite and judging by the enthusiasm in her voice it sure sounds like she really liked it.

Functions: Vibrating .
Special Features: Multispeed/Suction cup
Control type: Control pack .
Powered By: Aa-2
    • Discreet sound
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This monster dong is made of rubber. Rubber is very porous so it's recommended to use this toy with a condom each time. Since this toy is so porous it cannot be completely sterilized. It is compatible with silicone and water based lubricants and can be stored in a cool, dry place.

Rubber Safety
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


This vibrator came in a cardboard box with a plastic package inside. The packaging isn't discreet because there's a large picture of a giant dildo on the front and the back has see through windows. The toy comes with a storage bag so I wouldn't use the box as storage. The cardboard and plastic are all recyclable and user's instructions came on the box.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I was REALLY excited for this toy when I ordered it, but when it came it was just too big for me to use. I have another big toy that I use for anal on special occassions with lots of practice and stretching beforehand. I didn't realize that this toy had more girth than the one I already have though, so I knew after looking at it that I wouldn't able to use it without hurting myself. I ended up giving it (unused) to my mother so it wouldn't just end up collecting dust. She seems quite happy with it though, and has given me rave reviews about it. Next time I'll be checking size descriptions better.
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  • jedent
    i just love that you weren't able to take it but your mom did. you guys must be close, lol.
  • BlackxxxRose
    Lol we are. We talk about sex a lot. I was just bummed because I thought it was going to be smaller than it was when I placed the order. At least someone's using it. My large toy was about 3/4" smaller in diameter and it's a stretch so there was no way I would have been able to safely use this one.
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    Thanks for the review!
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