Ballsy cock 6" - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by pirata

Ballsy cock 6"

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Jeez >.<

Just don't do it. There are better and safer toys all over this edenfantasys. This thing can get the job done, but why settle for just that when there are amazing toys available?
it is still a dildo
smell, feel, remote, etc...
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This is intended for vaginal use, though anal could probably be achieved with extreme caution. Not discreet at all, unless you think a dismembered penis is discreet. It's a little difficult to maneuver, since the cable comes out directly from the bottom, which means it can be tricky to use alone since it does have a remote. The cable is long though, if a little distracting.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Internal

Material / Texture

This material is pretty terrible. It's a 2 on the eden safety scale, and it feels like it. It kind of feels gummy, like it can get stuck on anything. Also, lots of veins so I would not recommend this for a beginner that is unsure about texture. There is no taste to it, but it still gives of ick vibes from the way it feels and smells. (reminds me of play-doh, actually)
    • Bumpy
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

It is a pretty basic realistic dildo, so it does the job it set out to do. However, it's hard to figure out how to hold it while in use and still be able to change modes. Too many balls in the air, so to speak. For me, this was a little exaggerated in size. In terms of other people, I think its on the large side for someone who does not typically use penetrative toys. Otherwise, it's probably medium-to-large. Given that, it is definitely not easy to hide. I wouldn't use it for travel, but I'm paranoid so take a look at it and see what you think.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I have said it a few times already, but it bears repeating since it is so annoying: holding it and the remote is frustrating to say the least. It's not very loud, so it has that going for it. One feature that is actually pretty interesting is that the remote has a light on it, and that light flashes in the pattern of the vibration mode. Though it's not very useful if you are using it alone... The vibrations are throughout, so you might get a case of numb fingers while using it. Also, it has a personal pet peeve: one button cycle through patterns.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

You have to wash it with soap and water, and even then I wouldn't trust that it's completely clean. I have it stored in a ziploc back, hoping to keep it and it's cable from getting linty or tangled. It can (and should) be used with condoms and probably some water based lube.


I don't like it. It feels and smells like play-doh, it's too wide for my preference, the vibrations numb out my fingers (seriously, if there are typos, its from me testing the vibrations with my hand before writing), and holding it and the remote without getting tangled in the cable is annoying.
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