Powder pearl pleaser - realistic dildo vibrator by Pipedream - review by Totemic

As the first realistic toy|Powder pearl pleaser I've owned (and one of the first gifts from my boyfriend - how romantic!), this one rocks my world. It's got the perfect thickness for me, and the contours hit all the right spots. It's big and alien-looking, and some might not find it all that appealing for a first time. The day glow blue is also good for a chuckle. I kept thinking the folks across the street could see this thing in the dark. But once you get used to it, it's absolutely fantastic.

The boyfriend's into light bondage and dildo torture, meaning he's into cuffing me to the bed and putting a toy in me and watching me squirm and beg until I can't even recall my own name. (It's a wonder I can find my way home from the store nowadays, honestly.) For my first attempt at it he used this particular toy, and while the highest setting wasn't exactly going to rattle my teeth out of my head, it definitely became very intense as things went along. The ridges made things feel very nice, especially when he'd decide to torture me further by twisting it inside me. (When that happens, I don't care how quiet a toy is, the neighbors will definitely know something's going on.) Perhaps I'm a glutton for punishment or just plain sick in the head, but I've tried this bad boy out anally. It delighted me to the point of madness. I've got a thing for thickness and feeling filled, and this particular toy did the job perfectly. Not too overwhelmingly big, but big enough. I wouldn't recommend it for the inexperienced though, as it could border on painful discomfort.

When he comes home from work, enters the room and is greeted with that familiar muffled hum, and sees me at my desk with a huge goofy grin on my face, he knows exactly which toy I'm sitting on. We've cracked enough jokes between us about me wearing the poor thing out, and heaven help me if it ever does. ...even if I'd just buy a new one immediately.