When I received this toy in the mail, I ripped the box open immediately. I was so excited to finally see it in person. So as soon as I opened it, I noticed it was inside of an unmarked white box (which is appealing to some who are really concerned about keeping things as discreet as possible.), and it was sort of 'protected' by a smooth plastic covering. I whipped it out and immediately felt how smooth this toy was and fell in love with the veins adding a lot of realism to it. I turned it on and noticed how powerful it was right off the bat, which is shocking being that it was the first constant vibe. I continued to click through the functions and playing around with it in my hands. It was so shocking, and I was pleasantly surprised by the flexibility of this toy.

So! Here's the tea on this toy:
When I first used it, it came to me as a bit of a shock because the head is a tiny bit hard, but the rest is semi-squishy (which I admire). I used my water-based lube and got into action - I personally felt the most pleasure from the third constant vibe. I played around with the other 7 functions (which are patterns, not constant), and they're nice and all, but not enough for me. It glides very nicely and felt very life-like, which is an added plus. I did find that I was initially struggling to get it "in" at first only because of the said hard-ish head. Also! Washing this toy is a dream; it barely picks up anything, unlike your average silicone toy.

I reached for this toy a few other times, and let me tell you, I'm so glad I did - I think it's becoming my new favorite toy at this point in time. I thought since it was so flexible, why not try using it as a dildo? So that's exactly what I did - It was MAGICAL. Not only was I feeling WAYYY different after the fact, (we're all adults here, right? okay.) I was actually squirting. This is a feat for me because not many things can make me do that. It felt like an 'awakening' in a sense for my body. I highly recommend trying it with the vibrations on your outer bits first, then switching it off and using it as a normal dildo *chefs kiss*

As I said before, this vibe has 10 functions in total: Three (3) constant, and seven (7) patterns. I highly recommend the third constant for the best pleasuring sensations. The constant speeds are powerful all the way from the first to the third and will definitely please you in one way or another.

You WILL feel intense vibrations all throughout this toy - That I can guarantee.

Does anybody here know what Pokemon is? Well, I'm Squirtle, to say the least. I had a damn good one and that's just that!