The tongue vibrator - clitoral stimulator by Lady Calston - review by cherryredhead88

The tongue vibrator

Clitoral vibrator by Lady Calston

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Answering The Big Question: Does It Feel Like The Real Thing?

All in all this toy has a great concept, but it fails to deliver. I can orgasm from it, with time and patience, which are things that I usually don't have a lot of. It can feel like oral sex if you get it in the right spot, but it is so large and clunky that you can't hold it that way for very long. My hope is that the mini tongue and other variations on this toy have taken this concept and improved it. I give it 3 stars.
Unique stimulation
Large and clunky, too fast, loud, does not simulate oral sex for me.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Ever since I was a teenager I have been intrigued by The Tongue. The thought of a real feeling tongue and the ability to use it at will was amazing. I first saw an ad for The Tongue in a Cosmo mag and have wondered about it ever since. So when I saw an opportunity to review it, I jumped at it.

I have to say I'm a little disappointed. This toy definitely offers up something unique that you have never felt before, but I don't think it is comparable to getting eaten out. The texture is similar to that of a tongue, but it is just far too large and fast to feel like the real thing. It also takes some work and patience in order to find out what works for you.

The product page has this titled The Tongue, but I received The Tongue 2. It is a large, hunky toy and, despite its label as a vibrator, this toy does not vibrate. It rotates in various motions: a mixture of flicking and gyrating all at once.

This thing measures 9" long with a total insertable length of 4". This can be inserted but its main focus is clitoral stimulation. The base measures 5" long and is 3" across length/width wise. The base is not flat, and the toy can't really be stood up on it. It does have an optional charger that is sold separately, and it takes 4 AA's.

The Tongue is made of Jelly which is very porous. It has flat raised bumps on it to simulate taste buds. The texture is somewhat realistic and intriguing.

To care for Jelly you must wash it before and after each use with soap and warm water. Keep this away from other materials and toys as it can absorb bacteria and dyes easily. It is also a lint magnetic so beware of stuffing it in the sock drawer. Condoms are suggested when using or sharing this.

Instead of vibrating, this tongue gyrates in a super fast motion while simulating flicking. It goes really fast on its lowest setting, and has about 5 speeds to it. These speeds are controlled by a switch on the base that simply slides up or down. I doubt even power queens will want this on high all the way- it's not too strong, but it just goes too damn fast.

The noise matches the speed too. Wow this thing sounds like a hummer coming through! It is not discreet whatsoever and if you are heard using this my guess is that it will be pretty obvious what you are up to. It can be heard through closed doors for sure. I was a little nervous using it during the day with my neighbors walking around outside my windows (I live in apartments and mine is right by the parking lot).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Drifter86
    Thanks for the review
  • kelaaa33wish
    I had one of these too , I didn't care for it. Thanks for the review.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    I've always loved the idea behind this kind of toy, but everything I've read suggests they all kind of fall flat. Hopefully someday they'll successfully make a life-like moving tongue. Thanks for the review.
  • liilii080
    The dreaded tongue on a stick tease! They never seem to perform so I avoid them. I have heard the sqweel does feel somewhat similar but I don't think f sells it.
  • lemony
    Great review, the video helped. I would not consider purchasing it, it looked kind of freaky.
  • js250
    Good review, I will have to do some comparison shopping before I decide on one of these toys.
  • nori
    nice review! thanks
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the detailed and honest review. I didn't think it would be anywhere close to "feeling like the real thing".
  • Antipova
    Ha, wow! The taste buds are kind of adorable, but I think I agree that it's not quite going to simulate oral. Great video too
  • mudpie
    Thanks for the review!
  • Zombirella
    Thanks for sharing
  • Iron Man
    I really wish this was as good as it could've been. Feeling real would have been awesome for it. Thanks for the review!
  • LaSchwartz
    thanks for the review it was very helpful.
  • Tbanda
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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