For true double play, look elsewhere

I think the other reviewers were playing with a different toy. If not, they need to get themselves a few better ones, as almost every toy I've had beats this one.
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Pros
It's small
Cons
Cheap materials
too short cord
flimsy
made of cheap plastic
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This is one of the more disappointing toys I've purchased, and probably the first that made me wish used toys could be returned! The double play comes with two attachments, a clitoral cup and a traditional bullet, however, only one attachment can be used with the base at a time. Who wants to stop to plug/unplug attachments?

This is a corded toy. The cord is very short and kind of gets in the way. The cup attachment is really awkwardly shaped, and does not represent any type of cup I've ever seen. It does have nubs, but they're way to shallow to be of any stimulating use. The remote has 2 speeds operated by a sliding switch, but also has the tendency of opening itself up during use, popping the batteries out, and rendering the toy useless. The whole thing is made of hard plastic, which is not the best choice of materials for something like this.

This is not the most attractive toy either. It's loud as well. I can get more vibrations sitting on my clothes dryer than this thing puts out at low speed. It almost sounds like a weed whacker while it's on the higher speed. Not a good thing of one lives with parents or roommates, but maybe a good thing if you need to drown out the sounds of an overly chatty lover.

All in all, it's pretty useless. The bullet is okay, but it's not as good nor as user friendly as many other bullets out there. The toy looks and feels cheap. All in all, I'd be to embarrassed to pull this out in front of a partner, and it's too awkward to use on one's own. save your money. Toys are supposed to be fun. There's not a lot of fun with the double play.
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