I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of how Awesome I Am

Ladies: If you like a rock hard cock, you'll love this rock hard toy. It has all the vibrating power of your average toy and then some packed into a rigid purple body. It's strong to the point it stimulates all parts of your cunt internally while big enough to add an extreme pressure into the mix.
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Pros
Great feel, colorful, high powered, thick.
Cons
Extremely rigid, C Batteries, very loud.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

At first I was skeptical when I received this item; the model was extremely rigid, and it looked as if it might hurt, but after trying it out, I quickly changed my mind. Even though it seems designed for just vaginal play, it feels great as a general massager as well. The hard texture of this toy allows for some very strong vibrations that are far superior than your average jelly sort of toy in that aspect. Remember that this is not a toy you can just rush into - lubrication and foreplay are key for you to be able to enjoy the full potential of this vibe. The rounded tip isn't great for clitoral stimulation, so if that's what you're after I'd go ahead and skip this item; it works best for deep vaginal stimulation. While not a g-spot vibrator, the strong vibrations and size work rather effectively at stimulation of that area and bringing oneself to a strong, deep, full body orgasm.

This toy is great when alone but worked better with a partner for me. The thrusting power that can be provided by your partner is pure heaven when mixed with the vibrating capabilities of this toy. However if you are a female who dislikes cervical contact, I would avoid this toy. Because of its length, it will knock against your cervix and while pleasurable to me, some ladies might not enjoy such a feeling.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Passion Probe Ripple is non-porous, has zero scent, and great design. It's a penetrative vibrator, but I found that it also works well as an all-over body massager. The vibrations are intense and magnified by the hard material this toy is made from. Firm would be an understatement for this toy; the texture is almost silky in nature and the overall coloration is vivid and rather beautiful. I personally loved the shade of purple. The shaft is rippled from just under the tip down to the base.

When inserted the vibrations are great, and the ripples are amazing to grip your muscles onto. Because of the size, the pressure is pretty intense and can be somewhat painful if not aroused and properly lubricated. To truly enjoy this product, I engaged in a bit of clitoral stimulation beforehand and made sure I was extremely wet. Once you're turned on it will feel great, but preemptive insertion can lead to a painful surprise as this toy isn't giving at all in the maneuverability department.

This toy is easily cleaned; a simple rinse off with water and drying worked for me. As a note, this toy is completely waterproof, so it works fine in the bath or shower.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is made of food-grade material, is hypo-allergenic, phthalate and latex-free. The shaft's color is a deep lavender color with a slight shimmer in light while the base is a royal purple in color. The color scheme meshes well together and makes this product very pleasing to the eye. The picture really doesn't do it justice. Most of the shaft is covered with ripples which curve down around to the base. The texture itself is smooth; none of the ripples are rough in nature, and the general feel is rather silky. Insertion can be a tad tricky because of its limited maneuverability. It is a bit thick but not too thick. It felt nice inside and gave an overall filling of being full; the pressure making it feel more snug inside than most of your average vibes.

Lubrication didn't make this toy slippery which I loved because even when it got me sloppy wet, it stayed in place. I'm usually the sort that needs direct clit stimulation to orgasm. With this toy that simply wasn't the case. While not a g-spot toy, it did indeed stimulate that area, and the vibrations brought me to a lovely orgasm that spread over my whole body. The twisting base to turn up speed also proved not very difficult to adjust while in use and felt very natural to tune during play.

A side note: This toy feels bigger than it actually is. I would not say it's for first time owners and requires a bit of experience in order to get the full effect it's capable of.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are in the shaft and can be felt through every inch of this wonderful vibe. To adjust the speed, all one needs to do is gently turn the rotating mini base at the bottom of the actual base. The con, however, is that this toy does take C batteries, but on a plus side, it does not seem to guzzle battery power. I've used this toy a lot over the past week and a half, and the power hasn't diminished a bit as of yet.

This vibe isn't discreet. I will say this now; the toy is very loud, and if not held properly at the base, it somehow manages to increase even more in sound. This isn't something to use if you have a roommate or a partner and are shy. This toy makes its presence - known not with a quiet whimper but with a roar.

From a vibration aspect, it's a total powerhouse. Even on its lowest settings, it's quite intense. I love how it's waterproof as well making it an awesome toy for when you get some alone time in the bathroom to just enjoy a nice hot bubblebath.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

It is non-porous! This toy is easily cleaned with water and antibacterial soap. It dries fast and can easily be stored in your favorite drawer, cloth bag, or toy chest. It can be sterilized by standard means, and although I haven't attempted, I'm sure it would be fine to throw in the dishwasher as it is of course waterproof.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

I enjoyed this toy solo. It was amazing, but when I convinced my partner to use it with me, I flat out fell in love with this little beauty. It hit me in all the right spots with how he thrust it, and I was in my own little version of heaven. I would completely suggest couples try this one out. It's a lot of fun.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Kayla
    You really think most women couldn't handle the vibration level on this toy? I mean, comparatively, most people use the 5 Vroom rating for toys that plug into the wall; it seems like C batteries wouldn't compare.

    While this toy is waterproof, I wouldn't recommend putting it in the dishwasher because it does have mechanical parts.
  • Contributor: Deidjra
    No the vibration level is amazing. I just don't think a brand new person to toys might not enjoy the pre-play aspects of it (the working up, it requires a certain level of arousal for a comfortable fit). I see no reason why anyone wouldn't love the vibrations, if I made it seem as such it was in error and I apologize.
  • Contributor: ToyGeek
    It sounds too strong for my personal tastes, but it also sounds like a great toy for most. Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Kimbertrees
    Great review.
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    Good review!
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    Great Review... Thanks
  • Contributor: Airekah
    Great Review! I just can't imagine Cal Exotics topping the charts with High Vibrations.
  • Contributor: Airekah
    Not that Cal Exotics doesn't have some strong toys... sorry- needed to clarify that.
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    Nice review.
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    Thanks for the review!!
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    Thanks for the review! Love that it's waterproof.
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    Great review!
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks
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    Thank you.
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