Waterproof travel blaster - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Neurotic

"It's comparable to a vibrating jumbo tampon."

There isn't much more for me to say about this product, other than the fact that I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I personally was VERY disappointed. I feel I wasted my money.
Good for travel, rather quiet.
Too small, not long enough for ANY penetration, obviously cheap, and the list goes on and on.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I am not sure I can even write three hundred words about this, but I shall try. This was my first sex toy. I got it in the purple and it's sort of cute, despite all of my complaints. I have had it for a long time and while it is great for travel, there really is nothing special about it.

It was not earth-shattering. It cannot even be used for penetration, as it is too small. I think I even had better orgasms using my fingers. I noticed that if I left this on my clit too long it was numbing. It unfortunately, only has one (yes, ONE) setting. I was very tempted to just toss it in the trash bin. The title is quite inaccurate, the only place it blasted me to was my next purchase. It was comparable to a vibrating jumbo tampon.

Upon opening the box, I regretted my decision about purchasing this vibrator. I made the mistake of NOT looking through the reviews. Even as a beginner, I was disappointed. It took me about the same amount of time to achieve an orgasm using this as opposed to using my fingers. I personally wish I would have just saved myself the thirteen dollars.

This may be great for someone intimidated by the idea of sex toys, however it was not the right choice for me. It gets the job done, but if you're looking for anything more than clitoral stimulation, you can keep on searching. The sleeve was virtually useless, unless you want to dull the vibrations, which were not that great in the first place. I got more use out of an electric tooth brush.

Overall this toy was not horrid, but you can certainly find something better for the same amount of money.
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  • Beck
    Welcome to EF! More information is needed about the toy in order to make your review more useful. Like size, sound, material, speeds.You may want to look into the mentoring program. Thanks for taking the time to share with us. I know that this toy was not that great, I have the red one.
  • LM
    Thanks for the review.
  • ConnerJay
    Thanks for the review
  • Kitka
    Welcome to EF and thanks for sharing your review with us! As mentioned before, looking into the mentor program is suggested. It's very helpful in making your reviews extremely useful to potential buyers.
  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear that this toy was a bit of a disappointment.
  • unfulfilled
    Thanks you for your first review, and I'm sorry that it did not work for you.
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