Satisfyer lovely honey - luxury clitoral vibrator discontinued by Satisfyer - review by SpookyB

This little bullet came in Satisfyer's standard bougie box with the flip-top lid and viewing window that has the tear-away strip to actually open it. The silicone is your expected velvety feeling material, and the gold is actually a cap that you can take off to reveal more of the silicone underneath. It also uses the same magnetic charger that all other Satisfyer toys use (that are all universal for their toys, by the way, so don't worry about meticulously keeping all the chargers separated for each individual toy). I did think the quilted texture on the handle looked very nice and made the toy look almost elegant. There isn't a power button, so you turn on the toy by pressing and holding the '+' button for about 3 seconds. The '+' and '-' buttons let you cycle through the modes and intensities. And holy shit does this little thing pack a PUNCH. Turning it on, I thought to myself that it couldn't possibly be on the lowest setting because it was just too strong to be the LOWEST. Nope. It was. Excitement intensifies. Threw that bish on the charger so I could use it ASAP.

First off, holy shit. Second, holy. Shit. The first time playing around (after being charged and cleaned), I was by myself, so I could get the feel of it at my own pace. This thing is POWERFUL. I don't know how Satisfyer managed to make this thing pack such a punch, but they sure as hell did it. I usually avoid just bare-basic vibrators because, more times than not, they just aren't strong enough. Not this one. I would actually warn others to proceed with caution if you're pretty sensitive because this WILL be too much for you - that's assuming that you just stick with the steady vibrations with the different intensities. If you more so like the vibration patterns, then this might be perfect for you; those just aren't my cup of tea, so I can't speak to their level of intensity. ANYWHO. This little thing gave me one of those sheet-gripping, back-arching orgasms in just a couple of minutes of using it on my clit. That's not an easy feat, especially for just a vibrator.

My ONE catch in all of this is the buttons. The quilted texture and pattern make it increasingly difficult to find the '+' and '-' buttons, so you have to actually stop, look for them, then change it. It can be an inconvenience, but honestly, I'm 100% willing to overlook such a minuscule thing given how it performs.

This has definitely become a regular part of my routine. Doesn't matter if I'm by myself or with my husband. This is front and center and on the ready to just grab and go for it. I've actually found out that since it's smaller than a standard vibrator (but not as small as a little bullet) that it's really easy to use while having penetrative sex. It doesn't get in the way, and you can still have a good hold on it, so you don't have to worry about it constantly slipping. What currently works best is when I'm on my back, and my husband is putting in the work while kind of holding my legs open. That way, I don't have to become a contortionist just to have it on my clit while he's thrusting. And let me tell you, I don't think anything has beaten it this far.

This will have your teeth rattling with how strong it can get. But don't worry, this isn't the kind of vibration that will numb you. So you can easily take as long as you need with any setting - that is if you'll last long enough for it to be an issue.

Fast and hard. Kinda leaves you lying there needing a minute to process what just happened, and I mean that in the absolute best way possible. And that's just solo. Take that and multiply it by like, 1000 if you use it with your partner.