Panty Pals - Anything but Discreet

The dooming combination of high noise level, weak vibrations, and inability to stay in place unfortunately makes this toy a disappointing purchase. This toy works better as a normal bullet, but even then is still underwhelming.
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Pros
Cute design, flexible use.
Cons
WAY too loud, shifts around a lot, weak vibrations, unable to be sterilized.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
My husband and I have been searching for something he can tease me with in public, to get me hot and ready for when we have some time alone. I found these Panty Pals, and while he can’t control them, I figured they would still be lots of fun on a night out!

A small cardboard box contains the toy, with a picture of the toy attached to a model’s panties. It looks a lot smaller on the model than it is in actual size. The toy itself seems well-designed at first glance; a soft jelly casing surrounds a hard plastic battery compartment/vibrating bullet. A strong, flat magnet protrudes from the bullet, fitting perfectly into the shape that goes on the other side of your panties (I got a pink butterfly, it’s really cute!). I was worried the magnet would be too weak; however, I was pleasantly surprised that the toy stayed right where I put it on my panties. I’m also surprised the manufacturer uses jelly for this toy since you can’t easily cover it with a condom, or sterilize it, but I’m not sharing it, so as long as it’s washed with warm water and mild soap it will be safe. If you’re intending on sharing this toy, however, you might have to get creative.

Though it stayed perfectly in place on my panties; as I walked around, the toy slipped around on ME quite a lot--especially as I became wetter. I pretended I was in public, where I couldn’t feasibly just shove my hands down my pants to adjust the toy. After a lap around the house, it wasn’t touching my clit anymore. It was also EXTREMELY loud, emitting a high-pitched hum that I could hear a few rooms away. I turned it on, and after a few minutes, my husband came in and asked what the noise was. For a ‘discreet’ toy, being able to hear it through my jeans from another room isn’t very impressive. Needless to say, I won’t be trying it in public.

As for the sensual performance of the toy, the vibrations were only enough to get me started, and I had to sit on it to get them strong enough on my clit to do even that. This is actually quite surprising, as I orgasm relatively easily. After giving up with it attached to my panties, I pulled my clothes off and just tried using it as a normal bullet--rubbing it against my clit. This worked much better for me, though I still didn’t orgasm. The vibrations seem the strongest not in the bullet, but in the magnet, which doesn’t touch any part of your body regardless of how you use it. The result is a noisy toy that starts me purring, but doesn’t finish the job.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    So (I'm a visual person) the shape sits inside underwear against the body and magnet on the other side, or vice versa? Making it of jelly does seem pointless.
    This could have been a fun public play toy if it were quiet!
  • Contributor: EdenReviewer123
    The jelly-covered bullet sits inside your undies, against the body. The shape is the other part of the magnet, it's made of a similar but harder material (unsure of what), and sits outside them. And yeah, I was rather disappointed too, but there is no way the noise would go unnoticed.
  • Contributor: Brandon
    Thanks for the great review. I was actually thinking about getting something like this for my wife. After reading your review, I think I will not waste the money. Sounds like a few modifications could make this toy great.
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • Contributor: LambChop
    Thanks for the review! They look cute, but maybe just good for around the house/hotel room teasing??
  • Contributor: Lavender*Moon
    Thanks for the review. I've been looking for something like this for the same reason you were. I think I'll keep looking.
  • Contributor: Red Riding Hood
    Great review. It's so sad that these seem to be a poor product. Another version needs to come about that fixes these tweaks.
  • Contributor: iLashe
    great review, too bad.
  • Contributor: emilia
    thanks
  • Contributor: sweetiejo
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Appericiate great review!
  • Contributor: Chris15461
    nice review
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    thanks!
  • Contributor: Dear Ruby
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review!
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