Perfection Incarnate

As usual, the parcel from EdenFantasys arrived in an unmarked cardboard box. It was packed neatly with packing paper to keep from shifting in transit. While the shrinkwrapped box itself had some... interesting text, the contents are what mattered. Rubik's cube shown for scale, obviously not included.





Inside the box, you'll find the gorgeous Wonder Bloom, its USB charger, an instruction manual, and a storage pouch. Given that most toys come without storage baggies, I think it's something to point out.


I was very happy to see that Wonder Bloom's made of a gorgeous teal silicone; not many toys with that color on the market. It came pre-charged, and that night, I got to testing it out.

I used Wonder Bloom in tandem with one of my favorite squishy dildos and ample amounts of lube. I didn't think that what I was getting into would be one of my most memorable orgasms to date. I laid down in the bathtub, slathered both Wonder Bloom and my dildo with water-based lube, and closed my eyes.

Ten-fifteen minutes later, I had the most satisfying orgasm I've had in years. What was different from the norm was that I was so abhorrently horny afterward, that I kept going for another hour. Normally my horny-ness subsides, but this time, I felt like a live wire.

Unfortunately, because of how powerful the first orgasm was, I couldn't bring myself to climax a second time, and for the first time ever, squirting actually proved impossible. Even with this, I felt completely satiated, satisfied, and whole, despite not being able to bring myself to cum twice (usually this isn't an issue).

Let me set something straight. I've been reviewing toys for some 5 years now. I feel that I'm especially savvy when it comes to the pressure-wave kind like this one. Wonder Bloom is *phenomenal* for its price. I wasn't expecting much from this toy because another rose toy I tried & reviewed Mia was good, but average in my eyes, even with its attachments.

I thought that Wonder Bloom would be the same as Mia. It's not. The little suction hole is a bit smaller, I can't use Mia's attachments on Wonder bloom, Wonder Bloom is stronger, AND Wonder Bloom's air pulsations penetrate deeper.

If you have a stubborn clit like me, you would want to opt for Wonder Bloom. If you like the more delicate side of things, Mia is your answer. I occasionally see people worrying about getting injured with these toys, and I myself have sustained a few of these rumored injuries - this has happened with We-Vibe's Melt (also very strong; the pressure-waves were more... aggressive? not in a good way) and a few others, namely because of how the opening is shaped and the type of pulsations that are emitted. I can usually feel if a toy is dangerous for me to use against my fingers and easily against my clit (these injuries typically manifest within 15-30 minutes of use). Needless to say, Wonder Bloom does NOT feel like it has the ability to injure, but it IS very powerful. I usually need the higher settings on these toys, but Wonder Bloom's lowest level strength is more than sufficient - it's perfection.

I can happily compare Wonder Bloom's pulsation to Lelo's Sona ($89), Enigma ($199), and Sila ($179). These are my most favorite expensive, luxury toys on the market. If you're looking to buy one of those but aren't sure if you want to dish out that much money just to see if you'd like them, give Wonder Bloom a try.

You can find the instruction manual below. You can right click > open image in new tab and ctrl +/- to zoom and read. There's a lot of typos, but that doesn't change the fact that this toy is incredible.


I've been (ab)using this toy for the past month. I can't get enough of it. It's incredible, and I hope it lasts a long time, because it's just so good. I hope to get my hands on more rose toys so that I could compare them, but Wonder Bloom has truly set the bar high.

Wonder Bloom is *STRONG*. It is not for the fainthearted. The pulsations are narrowed to point no.3 on the map, and the rest of the toy is relatively stable in terms of vibration. My hand doesn't get numb from holding the toy while it's in use.

Patterns:
constant - low
constant - medium
constant - high
short pulses
long pulses with brief pauses (4), longer pause, long pulses with longer pauses (4), short pulses (22)
2 short pulses, 1 long pulse
23 short pulses, followed by a very long pulse
2 short pulses, 1 short pulse immediately followed by a longer pulse
4 short pulses, 1 long pulse

One of the most immaculate orgasms I've had to date. I own dozens of pressure-wave toys, and this is one of the best. In my honest opinion, Wonder Bloom is THE best in its price range on the market. As I've mentioned previously in this review, Wonder Bloom is VERY STRONG.