Vibrating turbo suction tongue - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by myplasticheart

S(lightly) disappointing

This is my first suction toy, but I was disappointed with its suction ability overall and would not recommend it to my friends.
Good vibration, suction cup.
Battery door is loose, product mouth too wide.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Vibrating Turbo Suction Tongue is my first suction type toy so I was very excited to get it and try it out. Though the more I played with it however, the less thrilled I was with its performance as a suction type toy.

The dimensions of this toy are too large for my overly average vagina. The lips of the suction cup barely fit between my legs and are over 3 inches wide at its widest part. I struggled each time to fit it exactly so that I could achieve any suction. Though with some maneuvering it can be done, the time it takes to get it in proper position is almost not worth the effort. The phrase 'more trouble than it's worth' comes to mind in this frustrating situation.

The "silk jelly" this Vibrating Turbo Suction Tongue are made out of is neither silky nor jelly like. It's too hard to really press against when you are getting into the groove of things and can hurt if you move or suction the wrong way.

I tried this toy more than a couple of times because I was unfamiliar with it or its application. I found that you get better suction with a good lubricant of course, but water will work as well in a pinch. Just remember that without a proper lubricant you are hardly going to get any suction at all.

The suction cup on the bottom of the device is slightly too large for the side of my bathtub, the side of my bed or the bathroom floor tiles, so I can't really suction it to anything that it would stay put to. There was no comfortable way I could maneuver it so that I could use both the suction cup and the suction pump at the same time.

Eventually I did manage to figure out the best position for me and did achieve some suction but definitely not "turbo" suction. This is a good suction toy to begin with I suppose since it doesn't have a hefty price tag, but over all unless you have a larger labia I would not recommend this toy.
Remember to always use lubricant to create a seal so that you get the best suction possible. I also found this toy was best used with the labia pulled over the mouth of the toy to create the best suction.
Follow-up commentary
This was just an okay toy. I've had it for a little over 3 months now and i would like to note that after dropping it ONCE on my bathroom floor it no longer works. It was the battery compartment that i dropped on the tile so it could have possibly loosened a wire. The suction is still as good as it was before (not excellent) but it no longer vibrates.

I'm still looking for a good clitoral pump and this one was not it. Fun and cheap to start with which was good, but now I'm moving on. This toy did not withstand the test of time and my bathroom floor.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Vibrating turbo suction tongue tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Female
    • Suction
Do you like this review?
  • Sammi
    Sorry this didn't work better :-(
    Nice review!
  • myplasticheart
    Thanks for the comment, but i'm still on my search for the best clitoral pump. I have a feeling it's going to be a LONG quest hah
  • Stujen
    Very nice review
  • pinkcupcakes
    thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • TooSticky
    You stated the vibrator stopped working after it was dropped, does the tongue still move?
  • Lavender*Moon
    Thanks for the review.
  • Dear Ruby
    thanks for the review
  • dollsteak
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