EZ bend slims veined penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Rod Martini

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Sort of bendy, very buzzy!

It's cheap, powerful, speaks in a soft roar, and is comfortably big. I'm having a really hard time finding something wrong with it!
Quiet, the perfect size, and very strong vibrations.
Could be more bendy, but I'm nitpicking.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I would highly recommend this toy to any type of sex fiend. Because it is very strong, quiet, and pretty durable, this is a great vibrator for almost any scenario or occasion. The EZ vibe is bendable but unless you have been strength training your holes for the Olympics, you probably won't be able to enjoy this feature. However, if you bend it before you insert it, It does make it easy to reach those hard to get places. It is excellent for experienced users and beginners alike because it is big enough to fully stimulate your vagina and small enough to put a condom on it and use it anally as well. It provides loads of vibrating power and the best part is it is quiet enough to use it in your bedroom and not be heard by your roommates!

This vibe is fantastic for a single girl or a couple looking for a boost of stimulation. I wouldn't recommend this toy if you are in the market for a toy for strictly anal stimulation, because it is made of a jelly-like material. You are probably better off buying a safer, silicone vibe.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Bendy
    • Dialbase
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Aquagel is a fabulous material for keeping the production cost of a toy down. It doesn't have a strong odor, it is soft, and it great for casting intricate shapes like the ribs and veins on the EZ bend slims veined penis. When I opened the vibe I did notice a new toy smell, but there isn't a rubber toy on the market that is completely odorless upon opening. The smell is nearly undetectable after a week or so. The texture of the Aquagel on the EZ Bend is not glossy, but more frosted. This matte finish helps the toy do a better job of holding on to lube for longer. If it were slipperier your vagina would act like a squeegee and the lube would just glide right off. The firmness of the material is an ideal balance of a hard rubber and a soft, flexible one. It is much more firm than a real penis, but I certainly wouldn't describe it as hard or unpleasant.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The first 1.25 inches is the squishy head. It is 1.375 inches wide and fairly blunt, so it is not the best tool for inserting into tight situations. The next 1.5 inches is made to resemble a realistic penis. It is veined and very firm because it houses the vibrator. The next 2.25 inches is ribbed and squishy. This is where the vibrator bends. What I didn't realize when I bought the EZ is that it bends all the way in half and for the most part stays there. It isn't floppy or soft, it only bends at the ribs and assumes what angle you put into it. I am not sure how long it will take to wear out but mine has been bent many times and is still stiff. The last 1.5 inches of the rubber is where the motor controls are. It is slightly bigger and very firm. The total insertable length is actually closer to 6.5 inches and the overall length is a hair over 8 inches.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The dial base is much like you would find on 95% of vibrators, but it differs in how it unscrews. Most vibrators' bases are short-threaded like a soda bottle. This is good because you only have to twist it once or twice to change the batteries, but it is bad because if your wrench on the knob it will pop off and you will lose your batteries. The EZ Bend Slim's veined penis, on the other hand, has a twist and lock base. You have to give it a deliberate, half of a twist and it pops right off. This provides it a firm solution for a handle, so you can utilize all 6.5 inches of its insertable length.

The vibrator is located just below the penis head and is in prime location for using the penis as a wand massager.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The vibe is made from a material called Aquagel, which is a PVC-based jelly that is non-sterile and cannot be boiled or sanitized. It should not be shared or used anally unless you use a condom and use a toy cleaner on it between sex sessions. I would really recommend springing for a toy cleaner, but if you don't have the dough, a mild hand soap will work. Make sure you keep it is a cool, dry, and dark place. The sun's harmful UV rays tend to breakdown soft plastics such as PVC. Also, when storing it with other toys make sure after you clean it, you dry it thoroughly and store it so it is not in contact with other jelly toys. If they are made from conflicting rubber compounds they will melt each other and you will be left with misshapen and unusable vibrators. And trust me, there is nothing more disappointing than getting horny and finding your favorite vibrator has become a gooey mangled mess.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Antipova
    This review really cleared up a lot of misconceptions I had held---I thought these 'bendy' vibes would be really soft, and the fact that you say they're firmer than a real penis makes them suddenly sound much more appealing than they ever did before.

    Thanks for reviewing this!
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    Thanks for the review! Staying away from the low saftey Aquagel but you sure make it sound tempting.
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