Dolphin sucker - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by JMDinc

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Sucker was right, at least thats what my wife would say...

Yeah.... it's eye catching and looks like fun. But there is a horror story attached to this tiny pink mammal.
The color and shape were eye catching.
The materials were cheap, it malfunctioned/broke the first time we used it.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
If your looking for the right toy to tickle her fancy the Dolphin Sucker isn't it.

From the plastic/jelly material, all the way down to the faulty suction pump, my wife and I were having problems from the start. The construction looked cheap and the materials used weren't easy to clean. Once we got started it was apparent that my wife was not having a good time. She complained, saying that the part of the suction cup that was touching her felt sharp, and not anything what she had expected initially. The plastic/jelly material usually has a soft smooth jelly-like texture, with the durability and stiffness of soft plastic. This toy was more sticky than smooth, and it had a strong plastic smell. Then there was the act of getting the positioning right to actually get suction, even though we used our silicone lube by System JO this still took us about ten minutes.

I got the speed control, she got the pump, and we continued this awful event. When she pulled the pump to tighten the dolphin down nothing happened. Then she pulled again and the sides started to cave in on the cup. Then the so called "tantalizing ticklers", all 40 of them, started to press into her skin. We went with it not really knowing what to expect. Then the vibrator seemed to only have two speeds: "That's it?" and "Holy shit... turn it off!!!!!!". Once I finally got the vibrator going she wasn't really surprised by the outcome; or well, the lack there of on the first speed. So I kicked it up a little more and she looked more shocked than pleased. The vibrator was louder than what I had expected and the tail didn't seem to be moving much at all. The only thing she could say at that point was "Get this thing off me, NOW!"

That’s when things went from bad to worse. I turned off the vibrator and she went for the release valve on the pump, but it didn’t work. She pushed the valve a couple times but nothing happened. The only thing we could think to do, short of just pulling until it popped off, was pull the pump off the line attached to the cup. Luckily for us that wasn’t to hard, since it fell apart in her hand when she tried to hand it to me.

This toy was by far one of my worst buys. Especially since it broke the first time we used it. I don’t recommend it to anyone looking to have a good time.
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  • Porfiriato
    Yikes! Sorry you had such an unpleasant experience with it
  • Destri
    Yow! this was a truly awful experience and I am sorry it happened to you, but I sure am glad I didn't get one.
  • Shumway
    Yikes! Sorry to hear it was a fail.. my wife has the butterfly pump.. and while she didn't have the same issues.. it's definitely not her favorite
  • Airekah
    Oh geeze. I am terribly sorry that this was a crash and burn for you. It always sucks when toys go bad, but thanks for letting us know so we can avoid this horrendous event.
  • Danielle1220
    Good review!!
  • BBW Talks Toys
    I laughed through your review because I think that I would have been laughing while attempting to use this (well... other than the pain). We have the Advanced clitoral pump and it's constructed much better. I still don't like the "tickler" attachment, but at least it isn't jelly! It's definitely not something I use for longer than about 5 minutes though, and you'll see why if you read my review.
  • Airen Wolf
    YEOUCH! Definitely not something I would use!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review! Very helpful! I do not want this anymore lol
  • Ms. Spice
    wow! what a nightmare. i don't want this anymore
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