Vibrating clitoral and vaginal pump - clitoral pump by Doc Johnson - review by Sexy redneck

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The pump stimulator!

This product is not worth the money or the shipping costs. It is not what it seems to be. As far as the looks go it is appealing to a person, they are right on! When you get the AA batteries into the machine it all changes things greatly. All in all this is not a toy that I would tell my friends to go out and buy.
The smooth service is nice to handle. The color is very pretty.
Difficult to place and difficult to get a rise using this toy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This product is supposed to stimulate your clit and vagina areas. While this is a wonderful idea, but it does not do this. I would recommend this product to a women that has very very sentive clitoral area. This is not for anyone that has control over their body and can hold out against pleasure until the breaking point! The power behind the vibrations is very good and would be even better if they reached the correct point.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

To the touch it has a smooth surface. Parts of it have a sort of jellied surface. It is nice to handle but handling is not everything. The material is a hard plastic that has a jellied feel to it to help make it have a flexible appearance. There is no taste or smell to the product. There is a button on it to relieve pressure but it is tiny and hard to get to quickly.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy has a very odd shape to it. The pump is like that of the old style blood pressure pumps. The size and shape make it hard to fit just right to do much good. The vibrations are strong but do not do much good as far as I'm concerned because it's too hard to get into a good spot. The size of the toy is quiet cumbersom to handle. With the remote and pump and the suction cup itself you have to have two handle if your a woman and it will barely fit in a mans large hand.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The function would be awesome, except for the fact that the bullet is on the outside and does not travel to the right areas very well. The performance was rather disappointing to us because it did nothing to stimulate me. It did not matter how I placed it and if it was pumped to hard it caused great pain to me. The noise level is louder then I like. The vibration level is very good but it does not reach where you need it to reach. So it does no good even though it's strong. This take 2 AA batteries to operate.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

There is no hard care with this toy. Just wipe it down and add it to your toy drawer. When you are ready to use it again just take it out and wipe it off with a dry rag and use it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review. Looks like I'll pass on this one.
  • Kitka
    Perhaps you should look into the Mentor Program to polish up your reviews, they're really helpful.

    Thanks for sharing your review with us!
  • Iron Man
    A little bit hard to understand in some areas ( I had to reread ) but understandable over-all. It focused more on the vibes than the suction, which I would have liked to hear more about. Thankyou for the review, however!
  • Entropy
    I'm not impressed with it yet, but thanks for your review.
  • Jon S
  • Top Living In A Lie
    nice review!
  • jmex83
    I agree with Dynamic Kitty. The mentor program is awesome! I have gone through it a few times, and plan to do more in the near future. Its really helpful! Thanks for your review though
  • yarii
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  • Dear Ruby
    great review, thanks
  • Kenneth Fort
    Doesn't look that bad.
  • Michelle Conner
    nice review
  • TheSlyFox
    Thanks for the review.
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing!
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