Massager discontinued
by Big Teaze Toys

This Flower Made Me Bloom

This little vibe is perfect for the person who likes to hide their stuff in plain sight; where no one thinks anything of it.
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Pros
Cute and very discreet. No one would suspect a thing.
Cons
Not earth-shattering, but for the price you wouldn't expect it to be.
Rating by reviewer:
3
somewhat useful review
I knew from the description that this wouldn't be the most powerful vibe on the market, but I didn't expect what I got.

I liked the petals as they spread the vibrations around, but they tended to fall off mid use. The feel of the vibe without the petals was great too. It made it easy to get to the right spot, and get the job done. The petals did disguise the vibrator really well. I could have left it in the bathroom I share with my roommates, and no one would have ever suspected a thing. Unlike any of my other toys, I don't feel the need to hide it from passers by. I even bought a cute little bud vase to store it in by my bedside, and I'm relatively sure my mom could see it and not have the slightest clue.

My main problem with the flower was that the batteries didn't seem to last very long; which is somewhat expected since it runs on watch batteries. After only a couple of uses it seriously began to wilt. I would recommend keeping fresh batteries by your bed, just in case you need that extra little boost.

The flower wasn't totally silent, but quiet enough that no one in my house would have had an idea that I was in my room getting off. I figure that the reason it is so quiet is because it isn't the most powerful thing, but as I said the vibe gets the job done.

I thought cleaning it would be a bit of a problem since it is not waterproof, and an awkward shape. It was easy enough to just clean off with a damp sponge and some mild cleaner, then put back by my bed as my new little decoration.
Follow-up commentary
This vibe has continuted to live by my bedside, and even my boyfriend didn't guess what it was until I handed it to him and turned it on. It's great by yourself or to be used with a partned. My bf actually loved it when I pressed it to his p spot. I've also discovered it's perfect to gently massage his boys when I go down...which he has become a little addicted to :) And it's still one of my faves when I'm on my own. But I'm still not in love with the battery life
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  • Contributor: deceased
    Its so inconspicuous and cute. Great for travel!!!! Thanks!
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Sorry to hear the petals fall off easily! Did you find any other places the toy might stimulate as well? Shame it's such a battery hog.
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    So the feathers broke off, or what? What are they made of? How many speeds does it have and how do you turn it on?
  • Contributor: Mamastoys
    I had the older version of this and the petals fell off too. I liked it while it lasted but like you said, for the price, you can't expect it to last forever. Sounds like this version isn't a lot better than the previous one..
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Good review, thanks
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