When you look up the acronym “OMG,” it says something about an internet abbreviation or phrase. But what should really be there is a picture of the Impulse Flexi P. NUMMY!

I love this toy. I almost came with the insertion of the batteries in the toy let alone the insertion into my long awaiting and very wet pussy. Wow. I was giddy with excitement to test out this toy.

I was not disappointed by the purple people eater, as I’ve dubbed it since it was, in fact, purple in color. Once the batteries were in, I was able to see the toy in action. It has numerous vibration settings. I was surprised, and it must be said…delighted. Again, giddy! I didn’t know it had so many levels of vibration. And not just high and low; it varied with multiple types of pulsing. Yes, pulsing!

And yes, there’s more. Not only is the material comfortable, slick, and yet soft with life-like shaping, but it has a rigid spine, as it’s referred to, to really get the angle you’re looking for. And yes, I tried them all. Whoa! And it stays that way until you want it changed to hit yet another particularly hot spot.

I experienced all the settings. I relished each position the rigid spine had to offer. And I will be promptly buying more AAA batteries for I fear I may need them in the near future.

The noise level is minimal. I was surprised as well. A good surprise especially with so many available vibration levels. Although I did muffle it with a blanket, I don’t think it was truly necessary. I had to muffle my own sounds of happiness and ecstasy more than the sound of the vibrator.

The amount of vibration…seriously, need I say more? Many levels and varieties. All great!

Negatives? Hmmm…let me think. Ok, I can think of one, no two. The first is that I didn’t notice that I needed batteries when I found a moment to test it out. Bummer. Not bad for a negative but it was completely my error. And secondly, it would be great if I could experience this toy alone while keeping my hands free (I will be employing my boyfriend to help out; I think he’ll be up for the task).