Double-ended stroking masturbator
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Hammer-Time!

Although I was not able to experience the full effect of the automatic stroking, guys with slimmer rods will not have any issues! To quote MC Hammer, the Hammer is definitely a toy that is "2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit!"
Published:
Pros
Great design.
USB chargeable.
Cons
Not meant for guys with a thick dick.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Hammer is best used as a manual stroker. It must be handheld in order for it to "stroke" your fully erect penis. The Hammer can be enjoyed by all types of sex toy experienced users. Whether you are a novice or an expert, the Hammer is sure to please. The Hammer can be used solo or with a partner. I think it works better with a partner holding it so that I can be hands-free to play with her body parts simultaneously.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

The Hammer is made of different types of material. The outer shell is made of lightweight plastic with shiny gold trim. The pussy & ass are made of soft and squishy TPE material. The TPE gives the toy a "skin-like" feel. This texture can be enjoyed by all skill levels of sex toy users.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Hammer is a large toy. It is 8 1/2" long with a 6 1/4" circumference. Surprisingly for its size, it is not heavy. You can whip this Hammer around just like Thor does in those comic book movies. However, I don't advise doing that because this Hammer will not come back!

Just as the name states, the toy is molded in the shape of a large hammer. With the caps attached at each end, it looks like a hammer that can be used to pound nails. Removing each endcap reveals a pussy at one end and an ass at the other.

Ass
Pussy
Size

In my opinion, the Hammer is not easy to hide and isn't travel friendly unless you were going to put it in your suitcase. However, the plain white box that stores the Hammer and its components can be left out in the open and would not reveal what is hidden inside.
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

Operating the Hammer is pretty simple. There is one power button to turn the toy on/off and one button to cycle through the 7 vibration patterns. These buttons are located on the bottom of the handle. The included product manual provides easy-to-understand instructions on how to use the USB charger, power & vibration buttons, and care & storage.

The Hammer is relatively quiet for such a large size toy (Bee rating of 2). It is 50% waterproof. The TPE material is waterproof, but the plastic shell should not be submerged in water due to the electronic controls.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic

Care and Maintenance

The Hammer is also easy to care for and store. When charging, the power button shows a slow pulsating blue light glow. When fully charged, the power button remains lit until the USB cord is unplugged. I store the Hammer and its components in the discreet box that is provided by the manufacturer.

Be sure to use water-based lubes with the Hammer as silicone lubes will damage the TPE material. The TPE can be cleaned using antibacterial soap and warm water. The shell should be cleaned using a damp washcloth. Dry each piece with a towel and let air dry completely before placing it into the storage box.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Hammer arrived in the usual plain brown discreet shipping box. Upon opening the box, the Hammer was packaged in a plain white box that was wrapped in clear cellophane. This box contained the toy, Instructions, USB Cord & Earphones.

Device, Storage Box, USB, Instructions, Earphones
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Very informative

Personal comments

I think that the Hammer is a great concept for a sex toy. Unfortunately for me, as a guy with a "girthy" cock, I didn't get the satisfaction from it as I envisioned. I am able to slide my erect penis into either opening, but no matter what vibration level I choose, the "hammer action" only slightly tugs at my member. It doesn't provide a "full" stroking action. Maybe for guys with a slimmer "rod", the stroking action will work effectively. This is one of the few times having a thick cock is not advantageous. I made sure to apply plenty of lube to myself and the pussy/ass TPE, but no dice.

On the bright side, I am able to use the Hammer as a manual stroker. The handle is easy to grip and hold onto while I stroke myself to pleasurable orgasms.

Experience

My favorite function of the Hammer is the audio provided by the female porn star encouraging me to "pump harder & faster" (among other things). She definitely adds to the enjoyment of the toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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