Penis enlarger - penis pump by Pipedream - review by BigGuyFunTime

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I thought this wouldn't let me down... But it did

It was very disappointing having this as my first penis pump. It also helped me look for the things I REALLY need in a pump, that can also be offered. You can't judge a pump by it's cover. Although this one you can.
It's kinky the first time you use it but eventually gets boring.
The box has PENIS ENLARGER all over it and horrible to close. The sheath on the end collects lint.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This pump really takes some work. In order to get good suction, you really have to force it down into your pelvic area. It doesn't hold its suction for long and then pops right off. You can use it on the nipples to get a quick THO, but other than that it is useless on the penis. I have read other reviews stating that you can use it as a masturbator. TRIED IT... And it hurts. The silicone at the base flips back and forth and pinches sometimes. I really don't even recommend this item for beginners. Even if it went on sale THE DAY after I purchased it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

It came out of the box with a strong chemical odor. The tubing from the pump to the actual tube is very cheap and feels like it could bust easily. The silicone at the base had no give. Cleaning was fairly easy.
    • Flexible
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The actual tube itself could fit my width, but the silicone base was horrible to even go through with lube. The pump was just big enough for each squeeze to not take to much. Tried it on the wife and didn't get anything but pinching and complaining.
    • Beginner
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

If I had a skinny penis it would work fine. Due to my girth, the silicone base squeezed too much. The pump worked perfectly, but the tube felt like it would break at any minute if you moved too much. It was pretty painful on the pelvis due to having to shove it as hard on the base as possible.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The tube and pump can be soaked in hot water. The shaft can be washed either by hand or in the dishwasher (which I don't recommend). You can wash the shaft with warm water and anti-bacterial soap and get it pretty clean. The silicone base wash with warm water and soap as well. Leave it to air dry due to collecting lint.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


The package arrived pretty much open already. There are no instructions, so just study up online. If you cut the hangy part off the box it would be easier to wrap.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

If you are into kinkier things then this is cool. If you are using it to increase your size then I do not recommend it. Go for one with a gauge as well.
    • Cheap
    • Easy to clean
    • Unimformative


It was bit of a painful experience but still kind of kinky. The act of using a pump in front of the wife turned her on. When I used it on her, it was painful and not kinky at all. It got the job started, but ended up on the floor.
Follow-up commentary
Okay, my original review was kind of harsh. The reason why this pump wasn't working for me was I had too much lube. I also hadn't manscaped in a while. That's where the suction lacked as well as the pinching feeling came from. After a few uses, the sheath really relaxes and lets you go further. It REALLY worked well on the wife too. Nipples and clitoris stimulation to its max. Beginning to love this product and I suggest that you trim the hedges a bit before trying it out. Once again, go easy on the lube.
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