I thought this wouldn't let me down... But it did

This pump really takes some work. In order to get good suction, you really have to force it down into your pelvic area. It doesn't hold its suction for long and then pops right off. You can use it on the nipples to get a quick THO, but other than that it is useless on the penis. I have read other reviews stating that you can use it as a masturbator. TRIED IT... And it hurts. The silicone at the base flips back and forth and pinches sometimes. I really don't even recommend this item for beginners. Even if it went on sale THE DAY after I purchased it.

It came out of the box with a strong chemical odor. The tubing from the pump to the actual tube is very cheap and feels like it could bust easily. The silicone at the base had no give. Cleaning was fairly easy.

The actual tube itself could fit my width, but the silicone base was horrible to even go through with lube. The pump was just big enough for each squeeze to not take to much. Tried it on the wife and didn't get anything but pinching and complaining.

If I had a skinny penis it would work fine. Due to my girth, the silicone base squeezed too much. The pump worked perfectly, but the tube felt like it would break at any minute if you moved too much. It was pretty painful on the pelvis due to having to shove it as hard on the base as possible.

The tube and pump can be soaked in hot water. The shaft can be washed either by hand or in the dishwasher (which I don't recommend). You can wash the shaft with warm water and anti-bacterial soap and get it pretty clean. The silicone base wash with warm water and soap as well. Leave it to air dry due to collecting lint.

The package arrived pretty much open already. There are no instructions, so just study up online. If you cut the hangy part off the box it would be easier to wrap.

If you are into kinkier things then this is cool. If you are using it to increase your size then I do not recommend it. Go for one with a gauge as well.

It was bit of a painful experience but still kind of kinky. The act of using a pump in front of the wife turned her on. When I used it on her, it was painful and not kinky at all. It got the job started, but ended up on the floor.