Rock hard head - auto penis pump by EdenFantasys - review by Keeping Warm in Maine

The Rock Hard Head Auto Penis Pump looks like a good but, for me, just didn't work. It does have a good variety of sucking and vibration. I will break this review into two; one for the pump and and for the stroker.

As a pump, this toy has a couple issues. The chamber is too short. I ended up brushing against the end vibrator too much. The suction donut sinks in way too much so not all of your penis is getting pumped. The provided cock rings are too large and of a material too soft to actually retain much hardness. The second I pulled out I lost all of the benefits of the strong suction of the pump. A snugger cock ring in silicone would have solved this issue.

As a stroker, the Rock Hard is okay. You have to cut a hole in the end of the vag attachment to make it work. The not so great were: the toy wanted to suck the entire attachment into the tube, the vibrations were a little underwhelming, and even with minimal suction it felt like the toy wanted to suck me in through my penis. It was a really odd experience. Some suction with a striker is good but this was extreme. It was a little tricky to clean due to the rubber vibe.

Lastly, I found the moaning feature just really goofy. About as far from sexy as you can get. Overall, this toy was not for me.