Realistic vibrating masturbator

Smaller Than Expected

This toy would be great for a single man who's not worried about having a small realistic ass lying around the house. My man and I were not really impressed with this toy. We were excited by the idea of it, but I think it was made with a smaller man in mind.
* Great texture
* Easy to use
* Toy is too small for larger men
* No exit hole for easier cleaning
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is meant for the male anatomy. Basically, you pick some lube and go to town! The toy is handheld and comes with a detachable remote that has two vibrating bullets that you stick into holes located on the bottom and make the whole toy vibrate. The remote is shaped like a female body, where the left breast performs the vibration while the right breast makes "realistic" female orgasm sounds. The box says that the toy is meant to be portable, but I wouldn't take this anywhere.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Private setting

Material / Texture

The material used in this toy is super soft and squishy. My husband and I spent the first few minutes it came out of the box just feeling it up. The Doggie Pussy and Ass does need a good rinse off before the first use though just to get the powdery stuff off of the skin. The inside of the toy has bumps and ridges you wouldn't expect to find in a human pussy or asshole which is a nice addition to the toy, rather than just two holes to stick your member in.
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I believe this toy was designed for a male with a smaller penis. My husband liked it at first but after a few minutes found himself getting stuck in between the two passages that make up the pussy and ass. The pussy and ass each have their own "tube" that run somewhat parallel with a gap somewhere inside the toy. With this gap, you can mix it up with starting in the pussy and ending in the ass, or vice versa. The versatility is an amazing feature but can be rather painful if you accidentally hit between the two tubes. My husband ran into this problem numerous times... The tube for the ass is also much shorter than for the pussy. My husband is right around 7". It looks like the scene from Alien when the xenomorph is bursting through the stomach when he was in the ass, and he still had another inch to go. There is a beautiful amount of tightness all the way through though! He did say the pussy could be a little tighter around the opening, but it was still pretty nice.

Size-wise, when I received the toy I was surprised at how small it was, but I still don't think you could easily travel with it if you were trying to be subtle. It would take up a fair amount of room in your bag. For being smallish, it has a fair amount of weight to it as well. If your dominant arm isn't already bigger, it will definitely be once you get this toy.
    • May be too short for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is controlled by a wired controller which uses 3 AAA batteries. The cords are long enough that you can turn it on and set it out of the way. You can also have your partner control the action without any hassles!

The toy is also pretty noisy, so I don't recommend it if you are trying to be discreet. No matter how slow, fast, gentle, rough you are, plug up a hole, or leave the extra hole open, this toy is very loud. I do not recommend this toy if you have children or roommates.

It looks like this toy would be good for use on a table/counter, but it isn't rigid enough to do so. Without the vibrators, it either just stretches back and forth or slides. With them, it slides around like crazy. Sitting or laying down was the easiest way to use the toy.

One handed use will wear out your arm very quickly. Two handed use works pretty well, and you can increase/decrease pressure with how much you squeeze. You can SLIGHTLY quiet down the toy if you squeeze it just right, but my husband got cramps in less than a minute of doing it.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made from TPR so it cannot be cleaned in boiling water! When cleaning this toy, use a mild soap, some warm water, and your handy dandy toy cleaner. Make sure to give the toy a thorough cleaning with your fingers because just running some water through it will not do the trick. When not in use I recommend putting it back in the package it came in, or it will pick up random fuzzies and hair. It is kind of fun to clean as well! When it's full of water, you can squeeze it, and it shoots water out of both holes. And if the vibrators are out of it, you can squeeze both ass cheeks, and it'll make farting noises!


Packaging was super easy to open. The toy is in a big, sealed, plastic bag that can be opened by hand; like a bag of chips. The vibrators and controllers are in their own slot with the wires twisty tied together.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Super review! We wouldn't consider getting one but enjoyed reading your review.
  • Contributor: Mistress Kitty
    Thank you OH&W, Lovebears!
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