One thing that BMS Enterprises can’t be faulted for when they produced the Zeus is providing it with a powerful name. I mean the Greek king of the Gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus and the God of sky and thunder has got to be pretty powerful, right? That’s a lot to live up to for a vibrating cock ring. Looking at the ring and trying to decide if the name is appropriate at all is a little tough. Maybe the little balls encased in spiked TPR are supposed to get one to think of Greek armor or something from the battlefield. Or maybe they are supposed to remind one of thunder as they strike against the bottom of your partner as you drive in and out. Those are the only connections that immediately come to mind.

The Zeus is a beautiful blue cock ring which is great for those who have a real aversion to pink and red toys. The cock ring shape is a little different because instead of being an actual ring it is cylindrical in shape. It has a second cylinder mounted perpendicular to the cock ring that holds the included blue micro bullet and acts as the clitoral stimulator. Both sides of the clitoral stimulator have little protrusions to provide additional stimulation and one side also has three raised nubs to get closer to the intended location. There are also three small balls encased in TPR hanging from the ring by tendrils. As mentioned earlier, these have a spike on each side of the ball. The waterproof bullet seems relatively basic at first as it uses three (included) watch batteries for power which is pretty standard, but this one is unique in that it has three speeds which are oscillated through by consecutive presses of the button.

The whole toy is waterproof as the bullet has an o-ring to keep water out of the battery compartment. It worked admirably in the shower and since it is TPR, it is safe to use both water based and silicone based lubes with it which is great because silicone based lubes work well in water applications. The TPR is also easy to clean but cannot be sterilized, so it is not quite as safe as some other materials, but it is definitely stretchy. This makes it fit into the stretchy cock ring category. Because it is so stretchy, it is actually possible to put it on in front of or behind the testicles, but the cylindrical shape and the balls seem to make more sense if it is worn along the shaft of the penis.

In actual use, the vibrator was adequate but not overly powerful. Although the ring seems to work fine, the balls do not seem to add much to the experience. The ring does help to maintain the erection and delay ejaculation. As with other rings in the stretchy ring category, it is easiest to use if one is already erect before putting it on. It does have a real visual presence to it, so make sure to admire yourself in the mirror with it on before going to give it to your partner. That might be half the fun even though it is narcissistic, which is a different Greek god.

A waterproof stretchy cock ring almost always means some shower fun for my partner and I and the Zeus was no exception. My partner used the vibrator on herself solo while I cleaned up and then she worked me up to a suitable level of hardness in preparation for donning the Zeus. It stretched and slid into place without difficulty and we took a quick break to admire it for a moment.

We then went to our standard shower position which is doggy style. Although this isn’t a great way for a vibrating cock ring to contact her clitoris, she can feel the vibrations on her ass and if they are strong enough, along my cock as well. A more traditional position for good clitoral stimulation with this type of ring is woman on top, and this works decently in that application, but the balls don’t have any swing at all there.

The Zeus does a decent job of taking care of business. It is tight enough to restrict blood flow in the penis assisting in maintenance of an erection and prolonging ejaculation. The vibrator isn’t aligned in the most ideal way, in my opinion, but it is pretty standard. Having three speeds available on a vibrator this size is pretty unique, but we found that only the strongest one was very useful. The hanging balls just didn’t add much to the experience for us. I guess I was hoping for a little bit more from the king of the Gods.