What about ME?!
This couple's ring was intended for both of us but it quickly became a toy he enjoyed and I did not.
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Pros
Meant for Him.
Cons
But not for Her.
I've often wondered if I'm cheap. Naturally, I tend to gravitate towards toys that are crafted with jelly. Either I'm cheap or Sex Toy Manufacturers are cheap.
I'm not knocking jelly, it's one of the most comfortable and cheapest materials out there but the thing to know is that it's also one of the least safest. When buying a lot of my older toys I didn't know about phthalates, I wasn't attuned or hip to knowing what materials were body friendly. But I'll tell ya, every time I smelled something that turned my nose I thought, "this can't be right." The Heart-on Wireless Lovemaker|Heart-on wireless lovemaker actually didn't smell, at least the one we bought didn't and that's a first for a jelly product I've purchased.
This cock ring was the second toy we bought together as a couple and how fitting as it was for our anniversary. We had booked a fabulous hotel in downtown Portland, Maine.. so fabulous we left with a $600 bill that I'm still paying off three years later. The events of our two days together included dual massages at the funky Spa right next door, dinner at the hotel's restaurant, a walk down to the waterfront comedy club, and lots and lots and lots of SEX and champagne. With planned events as fabulous as these you'd expect to use a toy that would deliver the same dreamlike results.
I want to say right now that I hold my husband accountable for this awful toy, while it was a joint purchase I didn't have a lot of input to add to the decision because I just didn't know better. At the time I was very ignorant to cock rings|Cock ring - Penis Rings and Pumps Forum, if I had known then that watch sized batteries didn't have the power I needed to orgasm or a bullet this size was just too small to stimulate me, I would have made him spend a little more time searching for the right one for us. This particular cock ring did nothing for me.
I was unable to cum from the bullet, even removing it from the jelly ring and using it directly on my engorged clitoris provided little results. The vibrations were weak and just couldn't get me off. Unfortunately, in all my 30 minutes of trying to cum the batteries died and so did the mood. We actually got into a fight because I was so frustrated from climbing to the peak of orgasm and not being able to fall over it. A toy shouldn't divide a couple but should bring them closer together.
He on the other hand actually liked it, he said it was comfortable and when moving the vibrator to his balls it gave him the extra stimulation he needed for a full body orgasm. I obviously cannot share his sentiments. This particular ring was a pain in the ass for me, it ruined the very last hours we were at the hotel. Surely, I can't blame a toy for a bad morning but in my defense it put me in one of the worst moods I had ever been in, sexual frustration is undeniably awful.
My husband actually liked it... and he would (rolling my eyes over here).. but I can't bring myself to give this cock ring more than 2 stars, this was meant to be a toy for us both but it seems my fun and enjoyment was left out of the equation entirely.
I'm not knocking jelly, it's one of the most comfortable and cheapest materials out there but the thing to know is that it's also one of the least safest. When buying a lot of my older toys I didn't know about phthalates, I wasn't attuned or hip to knowing what materials were body friendly. But I'll tell ya, every time I smelled something that turned my nose I thought, "this can't be right." The Heart-on Wireless Lovemaker|Heart-on wireless lovemaker actually didn't smell, at least the one we bought didn't and that's a first for a jelly product I've purchased.
This cock ring was the second toy we bought together as a couple and how fitting as it was for our anniversary. We had booked a fabulous hotel in downtown Portland, Maine.. so fabulous we left with a $600 bill that I'm still paying off three years later. The events of our two days together included dual massages at the funky Spa right next door, dinner at the hotel's restaurant, a walk down to the waterfront comedy club, and lots and lots and lots of SEX and champagne. With planned events as fabulous as these you'd expect to use a toy that would deliver the same dreamlike results.
I want to say right now that I hold my husband accountable for this awful toy, while it was a joint purchase I didn't have a lot of input to add to the decision because I just didn't know better. At the time I was very ignorant to cock rings|Cock ring - Penis Rings and Pumps Forum, if I had known then that watch sized batteries didn't have the power I needed to orgasm or a bullet this size was just too small to stimulate me, I would have made him spend a little more time searching for the right one for us. This particular cock ring did nothing for me.
I was unable to cum from the bullet, even removing it from the jelly ring and using it directly on my engorged clitoris provided little results. The vibrations were weak and just couldn't get me off. Unfortunately, in all my 30 minutes of trying to cum the batteries died and so did the mood. We actually got into a fight because I was so frustrated from climbing to the peak of orgasm and not being able to fall over it. A toy shouldn't divide a couple but should bring them closer together.
He on the other hand actually liked it, he said it was comfortable and when moving the vibrator to his balls it gave him the extra stimulation he needed for a full body orgasm. I obviously cannot share his sentiments. This particular ring was a pain in the ass for me, it ruined the very last hours we were at the hotel. Surely, I can't blame a toy for a bad morning but in my defense it put me in one of the worst moods I had ever been in, sexual frustration is undeniably awful.
My husband actually liked it... and he would (rolling my eyes over here).. but I can't bring myself to give this cock ring more than 2 stars, this was meant to be a toy for us both but it seems my fun and enjoyment was left out of the equation entirely.
Follow-up commentary
1 day after original review
I would also like to add that I was unable to feel any differences in texture when it came to the raised heart and circles on the cock ring. During missionary I was able to note a slight change due to the elevated heart but was unable to feel any variances when the raised circles rubbed against my labia.
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A non-smelling jelly toy? That is impressive. I'd say that it might be because manufacturers are making phthalate-free jelly more and more these days, but sounds like this isn't a new toy, so I don't know if that applies...