Heart-on wireless lovemaker - cock ring by Cal Exotics - review by Nashville

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What about ME?!

This couple's ring was intended for both of us but it quickly became a toy he enjoyed and I did not.
Meant for Him.
But not for Her.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I've often wondered if I'm cheap. Naturally, I tend to gravitate towards toys that are crafted with jelly. Either I'm cheap or Sex Toy Manufacturers are cheap.

I'm not knocking jelly, it's one of the most comfortable and cheapest materials out there but the thing to know is that it's also one of the least safest. When buying a lot of my older toys I didn't know about phthalates, I wasn't attuned or hip to knowing what materials were body friendly. But I'll tell ya, every time I smelled something that turned my nose I thought, "this can't be right." The Heart-on Wireless Lovemaker|Heart-on wireless lovemaker actually didn't smell, at least the one we bought didn't and that's a first for a jelly product I've purchased.

This cock ring was the second toy we bought together as a couple and how fitting as it was for our anniversary. We had booked a fabulous hotel in downtown Portland, Maine.. so fabulous we left with a $600 bill that I'm still paying off three years later. The events of our two days together included dual massages at the funky Spa right next door, dinner at the hotel's restaurant, a walk down to the waterfront comedy club, and lots and lots and lots of SEX and champagne. With planned events as fabulous as these you'd expect to use a toy that would deliver the same dreamlike results.

I want to say right now that I hold my husband accountable for this awful toy, while it was a joint purchase I didn't have a lot of input to add to the decision because I just didn't know better. At the time I was very ignorant to cock rings|Cock ring - Penis Rings and Pumps Forum, if I had known then that watch sized batteries didn't have the power I needed to orgasm or a bullet this size was just too small to stimulate me, I would have made him spend a little more time searching for the right one for us. This particular cock ring did nothing for me.

I was unable to cum from the bullet, even removing it from the jelly ring and using it directly on my engorged clitoris provided little results. The vibrations were weak and just couldn't get me off. Unfortunately, in all my 30 minutes of trying to cum the batteries died and so did the mood. We actually got into a fight because I was so frustrated from climbing to the peak of orgasm and not being able to fall over it. A toy shouldn't divide a couple but should bring them closer together.

He on the other hand actually liked it, he said it was comfortable and when moving the vibrator to his balls it gave him the extra stimulation he needed for a full body orgasm. I obviously cannot share his sentiments. This particular ring was a pain in the ass for me, it ruined the very last hours we were at the hotel. Surely, I can't blame a toy for a bad morning but in my defense it put me in one of the worst moods I had ever been in, sexual frustration is undeniably awful.

My husband actually liked it... and he would (rolling my eyes over here).. but I can't bring myself to give this cock ring more than 2 stars, this was meant to be a toy for us both but it seems my fun and enjoyment was left out of the equation entirely.
Follow-up commentary
I would also like to add that I was unable to feel any differences in texture when it came to the raised heart and circles on the cock ring. During missionary I was able to note a slight change due to the elevated heart but was unable to feel any variances when the raised circles rubbed against my labia.

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  • Ha. That's shitty. These are one of the few true couples' toys, they should definitely work for everyone involved.
    A non-smelling jelly toy? That is impressive. I'd say that it might be because manufacturers are making phthalate-free jelly more and more these days, but sounds like this isn't a new toy, so I don't know if that applies...
  • Nashville
    Cock, yea.. I know.. I was very surprised it wasn't odorous. I actually have a pthalate free jelly dong and I really enjoy it.. as far as this one being phthalate free I'm going to shoot Cal Exotic an email and see what they have to say.
  • Here, here. Watch batteries are NOT enough stimulation!
  • Nashville
    Epiphora, I will never ever buy a toy that uses less then 2 AA batteries from now on.. mainly because they don't have the power I'm looking for and my AA batteries are rechargeable.
  • Rechargable batteries are such a money saver and greener! It's a shame it didnt work out for both of you mutually. Maybe you will find a better cockring to fulfill both your needs.
  • Nashville
    Naughty Student, that's all we use. If you know of any rechargeable watch sized batteries please let me know as this unfortunately does not take AAA or AA.
  • Some are good and some are not so good. Thanks for the review on this one.
  • Nashville
    Butterkup, the one I prefer now is the "Cock ring and egg" by Pipedream. So much better with it's extremely powerful vibrations!
  • helenamontoya18
    great review
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • LavenderSkies
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  • darkkitty
    Nice review!
  • sktb0007
    Aww, I am sorry to hear that it didn't do anything for you.. but hey, at least one of you enjoyed it! It would be worse if both of you just hated it! lol. Thanks so much for sharing the review@!
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