When you need a helping hand

The Bionix is a sophisticated masturbation machine for solo play but can be used by couples too. This one will greatly benefit those who need thrusting and hands-free pleasure when unpartnered or who like to control the pace of play. This is a versatile machine that comes complete with two attachments: A soft girthy dildo for vaginal or anal penetration and a plushy pussy for pleasuring your hard penis. It has a wired remote control with a long cable for carefully controlling the speed of thrusting. This was the coolest part of my experience and surpassed my expectations. You can start out V E R Y slow with a teasing speed that gently slides over your cock as a warm-up of foreplay or edging play, or if you were venturing into anal play, a speed that allows you to acclimate your ass before taking the speed higher. From there, you have a wide range of pleasing speeds all the way up to the jackhammer.

The body is a hefty 9 lbs, but feels lighter than expected. You need some heft to hold everything in place, so this should be no surprise. It also has suction cup feet if you were laying this on a hard surface. Its shell is plastic with a metal handle at one end. There's a metal screw thread for putting on the attachments securely.

The dildo and pussy are very soft TPR that is very plushy and flexible/squeezable. The penis is semi-realistic but plushy. The vagina is very soft, with a nubbed textured interior. It feels better than expected.

The size is rather large overall but probably considered small for a sex machine in general. It's not really something you can travel with, and it may be a little large for dorm living and such if you are discreet and do not have a good private place for storage. It will fit under a bed, though, or in a large drawer.

I would say the dildo is suitable for intermediate to advanced users. Certainly girthy for anal, but is plushy.

Discretion is not in the same ballpark. This is not something you would want your parents to find in your bedroom. Try explaining that one away.

The control wheel goes from off to jackhammer with about one full turn. There is a consistent progression as you turn the dial. You can go super slow to super fast and everything in between. It's fun and stimulating to change speeds as you go and feel like someone else is having their way with you. It is not waterproof. The attachments can be removed and cleaned.

The thrusting arm can articulate from about 90 degrees vertical down to a few degrees negative from the horizon line, so you can find the just right angle for yourself. It may take some experimenting and different mounting options to find your ideal fit/position, depending on what you're using it for.

The TPR attachments should be cleaned, dried, and powdered with corn starch after use and let out to dry. You should not use the machine continuously for more than about 20 min as it could overheat and shut down or possibly cause damage. This thing can make you come quickly, as I found out on my first two tries, only about 5 hours apart.

Only water-based lubes should be used.

The box was within a plain box and was plain itself. You could use it for storage but depends on your situation. I would not use the box long-term. It came with proper instructions and was a pretty large box at the front door. Even bigger than I expected.

I wish they offered more variety of attachments. I'm quite surprised there aren't more options for different-sized/colored/material dildos and vaginas or similar orifices of a mouth/anus. This is not a cheap toy, and someone willing to invest in one would probably also invest in more attachments. I personally want a thinner dildo for anal play and really want to explore that option. I'm happy with how it pleasures my cock.

If I can figure out a means to attach another dildo that's more suitable to my size preference, I will follow-up on it. I'm pleased with the vagina attachment and love having hands-free stroking when I need it.

My first impressions were good. My only concern was how I was going to hide this from anyone finding it in my room.

For first uses, I just laid it on the bed and stood up with my legs spread to level with the pussy entrance, so I had the shaft at level. I put a generous amount of water-based lube both on my cock and inside the pussy and slid it in. It immediately felt good. I gently turned on the machine at the lowest setting and let it slowly tease the whole length of my cock. Felt like someone putting their mouth on it and giving you a slow blowjob. I enjoyed this sensation for a while while watching some porn. I then turned it up and experimented with varying speeds and finding a sweet spot for the moment. Eventually, I wanted to see just how fast this sucker would go, and went to full speed...wow! It was fantastic, and I turned it down to medium again to hold back a little. I had to be somewhere, so I went back to the full bore again, and I could not hold back and plunged as deep as I could as I came inside it. It felt amazing. I was satisfied but anticipated coming back after my dinner plans to have another go. The second session was equally as good.

One little complaint is the noise. I expected this, but it can be distracting, and esp will drown out any porn you are watching at low volume if you're trying to be discreet. It's kind of an annoying squeaky sound. I'll have to see if there's anything that can be done about it with lubrication inside at some point. As you're going full speed, it's almost like the noise is saying, "hurry hurry hurry".