Hard man's tool kit - penis pump by Cal Exotics - review by JackNit

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Wrong tools for the job

All in all I just can't recommend this product. It is just not worth your money. I try to give reviews that will tell the good and the bad about a product to help you make an informed decision. With this kit it is hard to find the value. I say if you're interested in anything in the kit, buy a decent product in the same category such as a better butt plug or pump and I think you would be happy with one decent product rather than a kit of less than quality, pleasing products.
nice assortment of sex toys
cost, cheaply made, not very pleasurable
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The "Hard man's tool kit" contains a penis pump, a vibrating butt plug, a 2.5" penis sleeve with a vibrating bullet located in the tip, a couple of silicone cock rings and a 5 speed power pack.

The 7.5" pump that came with this package has a hole on the side for quick release. So to use it you have to hold your thumb over it with one hand and pump with the other. Requiring both hands while using it is an inconvenience because there is so much more your other hand could be doing. Also the rubber seal was too tight for me to fit in so I had to cut some of it off to use it. This is my first experience with a pump but it seems that it could be so much better.

The butt plug has a decent strong vibration to it but it will not stay in because its the same size throughout the toy. There is no indent or wide part to keep it inside of you. This means the only way you can use it is if you're sitting on it. This is also an inconvenience because I would love to have it in and be able to stand up and move around.

There is also a bullet in a piece of rubber molded to go over your penis. It vibrates on the head and would add stimulation while masturbating. The vibrations aren't all that strong and it's hard to keep on when masturbating. It would be okay to use as a tease when in bondage. It would be better if the vibrations were stronger. The plus side with this is you could remove the bullet from the rubber piece and have a normal bullet/egg vibrator.

The last thing that comes in the kit are two silicone cock rings they too tight for me. They do work okay but the vibrating ring you can get for free with your orders works better for me.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The butt plug, cock rings and sleeve are all made from silicone. The pump is made of mostly plastic. You can use soap and water to clean the toys and you can use any water based lube you want with them. Silicone toys are not compatible with silicone lubes. There is a light rubber odor when you first open the kit but that goes away after it airs out for a little while.

Silicone can not be sterilized so if you will be sharing any of these items, please use a latex condom for protection.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The shape of the butt plug isn't very ideal for a butt plug. It being so slim and straight means it won't stay inside you when you use it. I had to sit on it to enjoy it.

The pump has the quick release hole on the side of the tube that you must cover with your thumb. You can move your thumb to release the pressure. The pump will hold average guys to slightly above average. You may have to trim some of the rubber seal on the tube to get your penis inside it. After you do that it works okay. It is the first pump I have tried so I have nothing to compare it to.

The bullet is inside a rubber sleeve that is shaped like the head of your penis. If your really girthy it might be too small for you. It goes on a little past the head and the bullet is at the tip turned sideways.

The cock rings are a little on the small side with different bumpy patterns.
    • Beginner
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet and butt plug connect to a 5 speed control pack that takes two AA batteries. It is easy to use by attaching a small cord to the bullet or butt plug, depending on which you are using at the time.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance is pretty simple. All that is required is to wash it with soap and water before and after use. You should use water based lube without worrying about hurting the material. You can store the toys pretty much anywhere they will fit. I just put them back in the box but I don't have to worry about hiding it. If you are concerned about hiding it, the pump is quite large. The other pieces would be easy to conceal.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The kit comes in a cardboard box with the toys sealed in plastic.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I wouldn't recommend this product to anyone. Everything is just cheaply made and it isn't a good deal for anything in this kit. Nothing in this kit comes close to being that great. You could buy an egg vibe, pump, butt plug, and cock ring set for $10 to $20 more than this and have a much better kit.


I have never used a pump before but it is sort of fun to play with. You can use it to suck on your nipples, balls, and pretty much anywhere else. I probably got the most pleasure from the butt plug in this kit. It has decent vibration for what it is.
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  • Loriandhubby
    thank you so much for your great review. welcome to eden
  • Geogeo
    Thanks for reviewing, Ill be skipping this one.
  • switzerland
    Great review! Thanks for your honesty

    I thought silicone can be sterilizer though?
  • Jordan B
    Thanks for the review. I'm a little skeptical on the pump idea.
  • Charry
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for reviewing!! ^.^
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    thanks for the honest review!
  • apryls
    thanks for your review, I can tell you if you are not fimilar with pumps that you are right you got a bad one, plus they are for different things, the ones that vibrate and have functions are for masturbating and the ones that are plain are for helping with an erection but those you get better results when used together with a cock ring, you want to look for quaility hope this helped
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