Euphoria Euphoria

DVD discontinued

From Great Costumes To Cheap Looking Ones

I thought the plot sounded interesting and even though I am not really a fan of porn I thought I would give this movie a try. I really wish I had gone with my first inclination to pass it up. This movie was boring and confusing.
I liked the first five minutes
Movie was boring and confusing
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Ok, so this is what I think of this movie: I thought it was very boring and I have discovered that I really don;t like watching people have sex. To me it's rather gross and uninteresting.

I did sit through the movie in order to write this review and in the beginning I was pleased to see the lovely costumes. The real problem is the costumes went downhill very quickly and by the end of the movie the main character was dressed in a pink cut off shirt and tape! It just seemed to me like the movie ran out of money or they didn't have a concept of where to go. It made the movie feel unfocused and cheap.

A short bit about the story line: Our main character is invited to take part in a drug trial for a drug call U-4. This drug is like acid and Viagra mixed together. The next scene had her in an old house in a cave girl outfit. I guess she was supposed to have sex to get the drug? The scene made very little sense to me. This lead to a sex scene between herself and an -ex. There was also a chick she had just met in the scene.

On "day 2" she goes to see a Duchess and it seemed to be just a scene for them to show off some BDSM wear. The Duchess tells our main character to "her heself and enjoy sex."

Lastly on "day 3" she starts out acting pretty normal and then joins with a robot and things just got really weird. Next was a strip scene with the most god awful costumes.
When the main character wakes the next morning the robot tells her that the drug is being put on the market and this is only the beginning.

I was left with more questions than answers and definitely NOT in the mood for sex.
Follow-up commentary
It's ok, but at this time I still really don't care for porn. Maybe in a year or so, it could change.
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My Euphoria tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
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  • Contributor: Terri69
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: RedKyuubi
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing. sounds like a horrible movie.
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