Sucks in such a bad way, not a good way

This video is not the best choice you could make from the Playgirl line of products. Pick a different one for more sexual chemistry, different positions and scenarios, and more general excitement. The Playgirl videos are a decent line but this is a real sexual dud of a selection.
Published:
Pros
-Reasonable price
Cons
-Poor acting chemistry
-Lack of sexual tension
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience

A DVD that's aimed at the ladies since it was produced by Playgirl, but not a very good one. Slight plot lines introduce different scenarios between couples. Some have a real world setting, some are meant to be a bit more fantastic. Would appeal to a person or couple looking for something a bit more tame in nature. Features one scenario with light BDSM but is restricted to a mask and hand restraints on the man. A bit of light paddling is involved but not too much. One scene is set in a hot tub and the surrounding deck. Does not feature any interracial couples.
    • Bdsm
    • Erotic
    • Mild

Actors

I think the actors did what they could with the material. They're not exactly horrible, but they weren't good either. There's not a lot of chemistry and for a video aimed at women, they usually don't look or sound like they're having a good time. I prefer a video where the sex sounds aren't drowned out by the bad music. And most of the moaning from the women sounded very staged. I think the universal cum shot at the end doesn't help when it doesn't appear that the woman had a real or fake orgasm beforehand. A lot of the actors resort to the position of woman on her back with one leg over the man's shoulder so the crotch is highly visible for shots. Plus I have to mention the one woman who gave the sloppiest blow job I've ever seen. Maybe a man would like viewing it, but when there was spit all over the place and multiple spit strands hanging everywhere from her mouth, I actually got queasy.
    • Bad acting / chemistry

DVD Features

You may wonder why I checked discreet and not discreet packaging. Probably the cutest feature of the Playgirl videos is that the DVD sleeve is reverseable. One side has video stills with boobs and cocks all over it, while the other side shows skimpy clothes and artful poses. You still wouldn't want it on your coffee table, but it's a bit more presentable should someone find it.

The DVD has a bonus scene and a "solo" scene which is a man masturbating. I don't find it terribly arousing but it may appeal to some. I felt more like how impolite would it be to wander onto someone's lovely poolside terrace, find yourself alone, and jerk off on their nice furniture. So you can tell I wasn't into it and was distracted. Lock the gate to your patio when you're not home!
    • Discreet packaging
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Special features / bonus included

Experience

I have several Playgirl DVDs and in general I find a couple scenes on each one that are my go to video segments to masturbate to. If they're effective, combined with a good vibrator it should take 5-10 minutes tops. This video did not do the trick at all. After a whopping 30 minutes, I found myself getting the pot pie out of the oven I had put in for dinner and giving up on it. I don't plan on keeping the DVD but rather throwing it away and keeping the case to replace any of mine that should break.
Follow-up commentary
This ended up in the recycle bin. Always a bit of a problem due to the image on the disc, but better off feeling a bit weird when you drop it off than it ending up in a landfill! Remember the episode of Simpsons where Homer is the garbage collector and Krusty hands him a box labeled "used-up porn"? That's what I think of in this situation.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Thanks for the review! I have two of the Playgirl DVDs in my collection and they are pretty good. Sorry to hear there are some bad ones out there.
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