Sex fizzies - edible treats by Topco Sales - review by Alyxx

This is a product intended for fun, sexy foreplay--a foaming candy to lick off of your lover. Its main purpose is to be eaten. However, most of its ingredients--other than water, glycerin, and sucralose--are scary-sounding chemicals and food colorings, so don't buy this if you have sensitivities to Proplyene Glycol, Benzophenone-4, Polysorbate 20, Potassium Sorbate, Methylparaben, or Red 33.

When I read "foaming" candy, my first thought was of something like whipped cream--a creamy thick, fluffy foam of cherry-flavored candy. What it really resembles is watery soap suds. It is essentially a liquid that is pumped with air bubbles. It's rather pathetic, really. It's sticky and wet, and it runs pretty easily.

The taste of this was very disappointing. It was more like sugar-free cherry cough syrup than delicious cherry candy, and it has a chemical-like smell to match. After one taste, I gave up on ever using this item again.

I was extremely disappointed in the Sex Fizzies. It was absolutely nothing like what I expected when I ordered it. Between the thin, runny, bubbly foam and the terrible taste, one use was enough to make me just throw the whole thing out. Even had it tasted great, I doubt it would be very good for licking off of one's partner due to its runny texture. Do yourself a favor and save some money in the process by just going to the grocery store and buying a can of whipped cream if you want to have some fun with food play. It tastes better and makes less of a mess.

The product is packaged in a little plastic bottle with a hand pump, strongly resembling bottles of foaming hand soap or hand sanitizer. Each pump dispenses a little cloud of bubbles. The package includes simple, easy-to-follow instructions for use, although they aren't really necessary. If the plastic label is removed, the product is completely discreet and just looks like any other bottle of liquid. There is also a handy plastic cap to cover the pump to prevent accidental dispensing of the candy.

I really couldn't see anyone enjoying this product, unless perhaps they love the taste of cough syrup. It tastes completely artificial and nothing like cherries or candy. It's a bit of a mood killer. I've tasted flavored lubricants that taste much better--and at least they were useful. As I said earlier, save some money and just buy some whipped cream.