Teagan's jelly bendies teaser - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by happy cookie

My girlfriend was excited when she found out that I would be getting the Teagan's jelly bendies teaser for our newest toy; the past few things we received were mainly for me. When we finally got it and opened it up she became even more enthusiastic because it was bigger then her older vibrator (not really sure what kind it is, sorry) and she liked the jelly material. Its firm but not so much that it becomes like plastic, at the same time it has a nice softness to it which gives it a realistic density, although the texture is nothing like skin at all and almost kind of sticky. Finally our expectations were raised even higher when on the way to her apartment she undid my pants at a secluded stop light and rubbed the bottom of my penis with the vibrating end. All this build up came down very quickly however once we got back to her apartment and actually tried it out in full.

Once we actually got down to business the many flaws this toy has became obvious. For one it is advertised as a bendie vibrator that you can easily sculpt into any shape; it even has a picture on its packaging that shows it being bent into a complete "U" shape. In actuality the bending mechanism is really just a series of joints along the interior that allow for maybe a 45 degree bend and as soon as you let it go it quickly begins to go straight again. Also the glue or whatever material used to connect the jelly shell to the main base is poorly put together and after many failed bending attempts began to come apart from the base. The vibration is also located at the very tip of the toy instead of near the base which is fine when being used outside on the clit but once it went in deep my girlfriend said it didn't do much at all. Plus we couldn't adjust it to hit her g-spot well because it was flexible and trying to bend it up left the end inside stationary.

If all of this wasn't bad enough, this has to be the loudest of all the toys we own (and we have a decent collection). First off, the vibration has two basic speeds, low and high, even though it is a dial it varies so little between settings you cant really tell. Neither speed is too loud, they are both high pitched and the higher speed is easily heard under the covers from across the room but it wont wake the neighbors. The noise problem really comes from the actual shape and features of the shaft... Just past the head are an awkward ring of nubs that come from spiral indentations that cover from the base up. Not only do the nubs feel "weird and uncomfortable" as my girlfriend described but both them and the spirals make an awful wet squelching as they move in and out of the vagina, which got so loud we worried about other people hearing us. Finally the neck structure sounded like an old rusty gate every time it bent a little, and would squeak whenever it moved even a little bit. You can imagine how much noise all of those elements created when combined... a bit of a mood kill especially for the discreet.

Mostly I used it on my girlfriend but one point later on she tried to use it anally on me, thinking that the interior vibrations would do much better for me than for her. It was a good thought and maybe when I get a little more experienced with anal I'll try again but it was larger then what I'm comfortable with and the little nubs just didn't feel good at all. Also the material is not all that hygienic and the nubs and ridges make it a little difficult to clean well so if you can handle anal I recommend using a condom just for cleanliness. The real disappointment of this toy comes from the fact that it is advertised as unique and special but it ends up being nothing more then an average if not below average vibrator.