I’ll admit — I bought the Tentacle Grind-n-Ride on a whim, lured in by the bold, cheeky design. And wow, did this beast deliver! The first thing I noticed was just how powerfully those vibrations thrum through the base — it’s a true 5 out of 5 intensity. You really feel it where it counts, especially when you press down and start to grind — absolutely perfect for clit play or anywhere else your imagination takes you.

And the texture? Oh my. The silicone suckers along the shaft and base aren’t just for show. They grip lube beautifully and give you so much delicious friction to push and ride against. Plus, even when it was all slicked up, cleanup was a breeze — I was really impressed with how easily I could get between the little cups with just soap and water. No gunky residue here!

The suction-cup style base is wide and flexible, letting me go fully hands-free, and the waterproof design makes it just as fun in the shower or tub. Definitely a win for versatility.

Now, for the one (minor) tentacle in the ointment: I really wish Eden would step up their remote game. The toy itself is so thoughtfully designed, it’s a bit of a shame that the remote feels like an afterthought. Since the remote is part of the experience, especially for couple play, a more polished version would take this from great to legendary.

Still — if you’re looking for something firm, textured, and wildly fun to grind on, the Tentacle Grind-n-Ride is an absolute blast. It's so cute and unique, It’s earned a permanent place in my collection!

Love this toy, solo or with a partner, and I don't feel the numbing that can experience with strong vibrators.
That fact that I was able to grind on this while it vibrated and didn't desensitize me surprise me.
It's also so tiny that I don't feel like a dragging around a huge monstrosity.