Eden mini pleasure bullet - bullet vibrator by EdenFantasys - review by hujiini

When the bullet initially arrived, I was a little hesitant because it was very small, so I didn’t think it would hold that much of a punch. Once I got past that, I opened it up and faced her a feel to see what she had going on. I’m not a huge fan of batteries (but that’s a personal preference!), especially LR44 (this bullet takes 3) because they’re not something a lot of people just have lying around the house. Luckily to my relief, it came with those three batteries (so you won’t be spending any extra money!), and I didn’t have to jump through hoops to get some before I could buzz away. It’s pretty sleek and powerful for the price point too! I personally had never used a bullet before (although buying one a month or so prior), so I wasn’t sure what to expect. I had always heard rave reviews about bullet vibrators and how they’re not to be slept on. I’m always a little skeptical until I get it to see for myself, and to my surprise, it buzzed right out of my hand as I tested the functionality.
This toy has a good range of functionality for the price point.
It has:
-3 continuous vibration patterns
-7 pulsating patterns
-quiet and compact
-and everyone’s favorite, it’s waterproof!

So I did the classic “lay down and relax” because that’s the go-to for me personally. I tried and tried to get it to work and “tickle” my fancy - and don’t get me wrong — it DID, but I wasn’t fond of how long it took for me to find a position to get it to work for me. I felt like it wasn’t doing anything, and it was a little bit of a struggle to get it to “kick-off”. After several position shifts, I got it to work, and even after that, it just wasn’t doing it for me. I felt like I had to work to get my orgasm, and sadly, it wasn’t with this toy.
Afterward, I felt a little desensitized, and we all know that’s not something you want in that area! I had to move on to another toy in my collection, and I couldn’t use that one because it was a little awkward feeling (and painful), personally, and I’ve never experienced that with a toy before.

So, being optimistic, I gave it another shot... and another... Just for it to turn out the same in the end - which was very saddening for me as this toy has a lot of potential! Again, I had to toss and turn and jump through hoops to get it to “take effect” on me, and it still didn’t live up to what I wished it would’ve. Of course, I used lube each time, because I just don’t want any possible dryness happening. Just to be safe, I always use a water-based lubricant for that quick glide and reassurance that it won’t deteriorate due to materials and ingredients having a “toxic relationship”. I did all of my orgasm rituals right before to make sure I could get the best personal experience, and it just refused to work for me. That doesn’t mean this isn’t a good toy — it's possible that I simply just don’t prefer bullets, or maybe it was a little too powerful at all the wrong times for me personally.

Normally, when you see a vibrator with EXTREME intensity, you might jump for joy - and that’s what I did, because we love intensity and high-quality vibration patterns. This vibrator DEFINITELY has power, and you overlook this one because it JUST MIGHT work for YOU!

Unfortunately, as I mentioned above, I did not achieve orgasm... with THIS particular toy. There wasn’t one with the backup either — sigh. I wish there was A LOT more to say here, but there isn’t :(