Mini mini rabbit - massager discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by AMS3188

I have to say straight away, what bugged me about this bunny are its crazy, bugged out eyes! Why did they make them like that? I don't understand. I would have given this toy five stars if it weren't for those annoying little spikes it has for eyes. I noticed the eyes when I first took this product out of the package, and thought they looked a little strange. They made the rabbit look quite startled and I almost felt guilty for the use I was about to put him to. Oh well, I thought, I'm sure I won't be able to feel something so tiny. Boy was I wrong! Those little black spikes are sharp, sharp, sharp! Anytime a sex toy makes me say "ouch" I know I'm in trouble. Perhaps if you don't require much pressure to get off, this toy wouldn't bother you, but pressing into my clit with this rabbit was not pleasant. I might actually try to cut off the pointy eyes, and then I'm sure I would enjoy this toy a lot more.

On the plus side, the vibrations were strong and I tend to be bit of a power queen, so that's saying something. The controller has a simple dial that turns up or down the speed. The whole toy is very straight forward. One thing that would have made this product better would be if the cord was retractable. How great would it be if you could wind it up inside the remote for storage? I did find the motor to be a little noisy. It's probably a bit louder than a cell phone vibration on its highest setting.

Overall, considering this vibrator is so cheap, I don't feel like I have wasted my money. It might be a good bachelorette gift since it's so cute and playful. It's definitely not intimidating, so newbies should feel comfortable about using this little guy.

Sadly, this little bunny didn't last too long. I did trim down the weirdly pointy eyes making it more comfortable to use, but like most cheaper bullets it did not have a very long lifespan. Still, it's pretty cute and inexpensive so it would make a sweet little bachelorette gift or party favor.