Silicone slims G-teaser - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

The Silicone Slims G-Teaser looked like it had a great design and has a much better material than other toys of the same price. I was actually looking forward to it being a good anal toy, but it is designed as a g-spot stimulator. I personally feel that because of the smaller size, this is much better for anal than it is for the g-spot. The biggest problem is the low level of vibrations. As a dual stimulator, this toy majorly fails. The clitoral portion is way too short and the vibrations don't travel well to it. Even if the shaft were big enough for you, it bends a too much for it to work for g-spot pressure. If fact, it bends in every direction too much. If you can get it for the $8 buck sale price I did, it's probably worth it, but at the full price of $20, it's a rip off.

This toy is surprisingly made of somewhat porous TPR silicone. It says it is made of high grade silicone, but that's not entirely true. It's on;y partially true. TPR silicone is part silicone and part cured thermo plastic rubber. It has been cured to remove the allergens of rubber. So, at a 6 on Eden's Material Safety Scale, that's still a lot better than most toys that are $20 unless they are made of plastic. TPR silicone is hypo-allergenic and free of latex free and phthalates. This particular Silicone TPR is noticeably better than normal TPR. If you are only used to jelly or rubber toys, this material will surprise who considering its price. It has drag and collects lint, but it isn't sticky. It is very resilient and won't rip or distort easily. It has a very faint smell of something like cardboard, but you really have to have your nose right up to it. The material bends a good deal and is flexible, yet firm to hold its shape really well.

The curved line of bulbs are what visually drew me to this toy. I instantly thought that they would be great for anal use and this toy is safe for that since it has a tapered middle. It's size is very moderate and would be great for someone getting into toys for the first time, especially if they are nervous about size. The total length of the toy is 6 1/2" long. A lot of the length is lost in the base. Only 3 1/2" of it is insertable. I really wish they had moved the battery compartment up into the toy a bit and added some length to the shaft. This would make it useful to more people and make the shaft more sturdy allowing for more pressure to be able to be applied to the g-spot or p-spot.

The insertable part has four bulbs increasing in size as they curve down the shaft. The first bulb is nicely rounded and 7/8" in diameter. It is 2 7/8" in circumference. This bulb is most likely the one that will be making contact with the g-spot or clitoris and is a comfortable shape for that. The second bulb is 1 1/8 in diameter, 3 1/2" in circumference. The biggest jump is between the first and second bulb. The third and forth aren't that much bigger. The third is 1 1/4" in diameter, 3 7/8" in circumference. And the final bulb is 1 3/8" in diameter with a circumference of 4 1/8". The difference between the last two bulbs is so slight, you probably won't notice a difference, even anally. All the bulbs are between 3/4" and 7/8" tall so there is some consistency there.



Right below the bulbed shaft is an oval shaped area that juts out horizontally 2 1/2" from side to side. It's 5/8" thick and doesn't flex that much. The sides of it are studded but don't have much use unless you want rub them on your clit. They don't make contact when the toy is inserted. The rest of the toy is useless in terms of pleasure. The bottom unscrews so that the three AAA batteries can be inserted. On the bottom of the black plastic battery cap is a dial for the power controls.

This toy isn't really that discreet. I think it's probably obvious to most people what the purpose of the item is. The size isn't huge, though, so it's remotely easy to tuck away.

The Silicone Slim G-Teaser can be used with or without vibration. To turn it on twist the dial at the base of the shaft. I think the rotation of the dial is supposed to gradually increase speed but it feels like there are two speeds that have a very slight difference between them. The vibrations are weak and don't travel well in the vibrator. They are concentrated in the top third of the toy, but are not strongest in the very tip. They can barely be felt in the clitoral portion. The noise level is low, so that's a plus side. Vaginally, the vibrations aren't very strong and even weaker anally. Clitorally, the vibrations are strong enough to finish me, but it takes a while. This toy is supposed to be waterproof, but the waterproof seal doesn't look very thick. I'd say this is splash proof at best.

TPR silicone can't be used with silicone lubricants, so make sure to find a good water based one. To clean, make sure the battery compartment is tight before you use water on it. A toy cleaner or soap and water does just fine for cleaning. Let it dry, remove the batteries, and store in a cool dry place away from other similar materials.

The toy comes in a simple plastic clam shell package. The package says a bit about the toy including saying it has "extreme power". I'd say that is a bit of an over statement. The package isn't discreet because it is clear and it also has a naked couple on the front. The picture doesn't include graphic nudity, but the guy does have a breast in his mouth. This toy doesn't come with the batteries needed. Three AAA batteries is a lot for a ty of this size, it's a shame it doesn't have more power.

The Silicone Slims G-Teaser was quite a disappointment. The size is too small vaginally and the only hard part in the shaft is the bullet in the middle. This causes that part right above the clitoral disc to bend too easily. I can't provide g-spot pressure with it. Even if I could, the vibrations are far too weak. I didn't buy this for vaginal use, though. Anally, is how I prefer to use it. The bulbs feel great going in, but I'm frustrated by the lack of length. I can also barely feel the vibrations. Sure, this is a decent toy to try if you want to experiment with anal and vaginal shapes at the same time. remember that TPR silicone isn't sterilizable, so a condom and or washing in recommended between uses.