This little bullet is absolutely adorable! The packaging and the cute look of the bunny made me think of a kids toy, the controller even had the look of an old remote control toy. Nostalgia had me grinning before I even got batteries in it; well, that and the fact the controller is actually bigger than the little bunny bullet. The smell wasn't super strong when I it opened up, just your usual new toy sort of thing and that I mark as a plus. [Editor's note: this toy is made of rubber, so it should not be shared with a non-fluid bonded partner or used for anal stimulation if also using for vaginal stimulation.] I popped two double AA batteries in, plugged the controller into the bullet and tested out the vibe strength on the tips of my fingers. The vibe was OK, though I had concerns about the whether it would be sufficient to get me off. The controller that looked like an old toy car remote, well it felt like one as well. While it fit right into the palm of my hand neatly, the slide control was very sticky. It was hard to move, not at all smooth and would jump up from low to high when you did get enough push behind it to get it to move. I frowned a bit and then put it up for a test drive later.

Test time came, and sadly I did not. At least not with it. I got some lube, and set myself up for a bit of self-satisfaction, and started out with the bunny ears teasing against my lips. The low vibe ticked, but it was in the giggle way, not the make me wiggle way, so I turned it up a little. Well I tried and the slide slipped up fast and I went low to high in a snap. Now with some toes that could have been a jarring experience. Not this one however. It felt stronger, and it wasn't ticklish anymore, but it still wasn't doing much for me. I shifted positions a bit and opened myself up to try it on my clit again hoping for better results, and had no such luck. Those cute little ears didn't feel pleasant at all. I'm not sure if it's that they are too thick, the edges are too sharp, or what, but it was not a nice feeling. I turned the vibe down, and it still wasn't a good feeling. I was turned on, but it wasn't doing much beyond frustrating me, so I finished the job with my faithful digits and set it aside to try again.

Second try was with a bit of cyber entertainment. I settled the little lubed bunny in place between my labia, the little nubs against my clit and started it on low. It was better than the ears, and with a bit of good reading, I was getting very hot, very wet, and was starting to shift my hips, seeking a little more. I turned it up, the controller still hard to work, but I was getting better at handling that, so it jumped up but not all the way. I got myself sopping, aching with the need for release, but still couldn't get there with it. Once more I had to find another way to come. So it got put up for a try with my partner.

Third time's still no charm. Now call me a little crazy to try again, but sometimes I can't get it and my partner will, so this little bunny got one last shot. He warmed me up a little, getting me wet and then adding some lube to make sure I was good and slick as he turned on the toy and settled himself between my parted legs. He commented about the controller being a little difficult as well, and then started to try and touch me with the toy. Bunny ears first, and that was just not a good thing. It wasn't pleasant at all, and I scooted right away from it. Next he tried the nubby pink body, and once more it worked fine as a tease, but would just fall short. In the end we gave up, and played without the bunny.

This little bunny makes for a decent tease on high, the ears as they are not at all pleasant, and it certainly doesn't seem to be the thing to get the job done. It's just a tease.