Discreet massager discontinued
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Do not buy this product.

I would not spend any amount of money on this toy. Bad design coupled with it not working AT ALL would be a complete waste of your money.
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Pros
There are absolutely none.
Cons
Does not work the way it's supposed to. Switch design is crap.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
Sometimes I'm not sure which I enjoy more, helping people find great sex toys or helping people prevent buying bad ones. It's not to be mean to the maker of a product but when something is this bad it is my duty as a reviewer to keep you away from it.

I had high hopes for this remote vibrator and it has been one of my fantasies to have one on for someone to tease me with. I believe it's common to most people who like sex toys and vibrators. This will not help fulfill this for me.

My first surprise was the packaging all in Japanese. Now don't get me wrong, the Japanese make some great sex toys so this had me hoping for good things. The big downside though was no English and no instructions at all. Not that most vibrators are rocket science but still you'd expect a little something.

I tried turning it on out of the package but it did nothing. I checked inside the vibrator portion and there were three watch batteries inside. I then looked inside the control and there was no battery. If you are going to provide batteries for a device you should at least provide all of them. This is where the lack of instructions comes into play because it was an unusual battery size. Luckily I happened to have one on hand so I was able to get it to start buzzing. Its a low level pulsating vibe so for teasing it would be ideal but I wouldn't expect to really get off on it.

From the only recognizable text on the box being 20M I can only guess that the range on the remote operation is 20 meters. It made it until about three inches away before the vibrations stopped completely. Unless you have the control on your lap the entire time it will not work and completely defeats the purpose of a remote vibe.

The vibe is turned on by a simple press switch on the control. This is another design fail. It's covered in a black rubber-like substance. I can only liken it to one of those old eraser head style mouse controls on a laptop, but larger. When you press it down, the rubber cover gets stuck so you have to dig it out again before you can turn it off.

This is nothing but pure disappointment in every way. It feels cheap and I now believe that if you are going to go the wireless remote route go for the more expensive models and you will probably be better off that it will work as promised.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Sundae
    That sounds like a real disappointment, especially the all Japanese instructions. What was the actual texture of the vibe like? It looks a bit like fake-tanned chicken skin aka really not appealing to me! And you mentioned it was a strange battery size, what size was it in the end? Maybe next time pop in some information about materials and cleaning as well. Thanks for the review. Smile
  • Contributor: Kayla
    I hate it when products don't work like they're supposed to. Good review, though.
  • Contributor: TwistTie
    Sundae:There were no instructions at all, not in Japanese or in English.

    I didn't see much of a point to including that because this is something no one should buy.
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Holly Hox
    Man such a bummer. Sorry it didn't work.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Too bad it doesn't work. Nice color, though.
  • Contributor: sillyfishy
    bummer it didn't work!
  • Contributor: Kdlips
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: samanthalynn
    great review
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