Finger buzz - finger massager by Doc Johnson - review by OpenMindedInOhio

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This is a toy that will not make it to my collection. I see no point in making any effort to find another battery and try again. It just wasn't something that interested me.
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My Finger Buzz from Doc Johnson arrived. I love vibrators that are for clitoral stimulation, so I was looking forward to this product arriving. It was in a very attractive clear box; the typical Doc Johnson packaging.

I pulled the toy out of the box. It felt like a big blob of Jell-O in my hand. Inside of the toy is a small vibrator. It takes an N battery, which I think is the battery some cameras use. They are kind of costly, which is a deterrent, but on the positive side, the battery usually is long lasting.

I put the battery in and turned on the toy. It had a faint buzz and not much vibration. All I could think about was a toy I had as a kid. Do you remember the slimy feeling toy called the Wacky Wall Walker from back in the 80's that came in the cereal boxes? I was half tempted to give it a throw against the wall and watch it walk down the wall...to the garbage can.

After washing the toy up, I finally decided to give it a try. After wriggling my finger into the hole, I turned the vibrator on and put the Jell-O blob on my clit. I could feel the cold jelly material, and very little vibration. It didn't even get me excited in the least. Jelly sex toys in my opinion are notorious for looking good, but working lousy. I need to add that the vibrator died after just a few minutes of use. I don't believe it was the battery, I think the vibrator was just poor quality.

This is a toy that will not make it to my collection. I see no point in making any effort to find another battery and try again. It just wasn't something that interested me.
Follow-up commentary
As I was cleaning out my toy cupboard, I came across this toy again.  Unfortunately the vibe that came with it does not work, so I was figuring the toy was worthless and was about to discard it.  Then I came up with what I thought was a brilliant plan, and BRILLIANT it was!

I removed the bullet and inserted my Pocket Rocket vibe|Pocket rocket vibrators into the hole.  I turned it on and lay back on my bed to see what this toy could do now.  It was NOT a total BUST as I had posted in my earlier review.  The little fucker flicked my clit oh so perfectly giving me an explosive orgasm.

So, I guess my overall rating would be a 3, since the vibe didn't work and I had to substitute my own.
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  • ~sexxxational
    That's great that you got it to work at all for you! =)
    I've tried a couple clit-stim vibrators and I've liked Vivid bunny and Wittle wabbit tickler, though the first broke after a couple months and the second has kind of rigid ears.
    My favorite clit toy though is Slender sensations. Just some suggestions for non-mushy, pretty damn functional clit toys!
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