First impressions are: It's amazing!!(from Mrs. Nakana)

Totally worth it! Reasonably priced for a rabbit and delivers in spades. It's not complicated, but offers a different experience than most other rabbit designs. Blew me away in effectiveness.
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Pros
Functional, adjustable, easy to clean, intense, easy to use.
Cons
Large battery pack is bulky, not discreet, power switches can accidentally be turned on easily.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is the first rabbit style vibe I've tried, so I can only compare it to what I have already in my toy box. Most of the other toys I have are good for sharing the fun with a partner; this vibe is definitely a more "solo" experience. The adjustable remote, which allows you to control the bullet and shaft separately, allows you to start off slow and work yourself up at your own pace, and also lets you find a combination that works for you to maximum effect. It stimulates everywhere (that I can think of) a woman could want to hit. The wiggling tip is very nice for deep stimulation; the "pearls" located near the base offer a unique feeling since they contour to your shape. It's like an ever-changing textured sleeve. The bullet with its little fingers is AMAZING. It usually takes a little experimentation to find that perfect spot, but once you do, that large, powerful vibe gets the job done very well! I would not suggest this for someone who is very "shallow" and doesn't like deep penetration.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

This rabbit is made with a smooth, rubbery clear material (it says "jelly cote" on the box), shaped with bulges and ridges all along the shaft part, and the bullet is surrounded by the clear material ending in two little fingers. The pearls are located in a pocket toward the base, and gyrate around inside it when it's turned on. It has a mildly plastic smell when first opened, but once rinsed off it goes away. The shapes and textures enhance the stimulation all the way down the shaft and especially in the tip area. I would recommend this for beginners as it's fairly un-threatening and very effective.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I enjoyed the design of this, and actually, the pearls were one of the reasons I wanted to get it as it looked different than a typical rabbit. The remote is easy to use and simple: one slider switch for the vibe and one for the shaft. It is very intuitively designed, and works incredibly well once you find that special spot. It was larger than I thought it would be once I got it out of the package, but the size worked very well for me. However, I don't know if I would call this a "beginner" toy, definitely a sound 2nd or 3rd investment though. It is large, and the remote is especially heavy as it holds 3 'C' size batteries. "Discreet" is not really how I would describe this toy. I would avoid taking it with you if you need to fly, and it takes up a good chunk of space. It's also pretty realistic in design so it's obvious what it is and what it's for.
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This rabbit has two functions, the vibe bullet, and the shaft/tip controls. They are on independent slider switches on either side of the remote, allowing you to adjust the intensity of them independently. I did notice it was easy to turn it on accidentally as the sliders don't lock in the 'off' position. You may want to pop out a battery to make sure it stays off if you take it travelling. The tip vibrates lightly and wiggles in a circle, the pearls vibrate and gyrate around each other, the bullet vibrates the most intensely. It is somewhat noisy, but not loud by any means. This toy is not waterproof, and isn't designed to be used in water, the hole for the wire leading to the remote is open and water can easily get inside and mess up the electronics. I haven't used it long enough to test the battery life, though I would definitely keep extras around.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The gel this rabbit is made from is extremely easy to clean; a good wipe with soapy water and a rinse, it cleans up in seconds. I store mine in my toy box that happens to be an old shoe box; it takes up a good chunk of space, but there's still room for everything. I would not recommend this for use in conjunction with other toys unless you are incredibly good at multitasking; it's meant to be used on its own. The gel required a minimal amount of lube when I used it, and stayed smooth for a significant amount of time. I used water based lube, and it is not recommended for use with silicone based lubes.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The rabbit is packaged in a cardboard box with a cut-out window on the front. The bulk of the package is actually holding the remote setup, with only about 1/3 holding the vibe itself. There are many descriptions and endorsements on the package outside, not much as far as instructions for use, warnings or suggested lubrication. The box is fairly large, so I wouldn't suggest it for storage, but it would be easy to slip into a gift bag or wrap. Inside there are instructions for battery insertion, but no further manual for use. It takes some common sense to realize this toy isn't waterproof, or that you shouldn't use silicone lubes, as the box offers nothing on these things, so if you are buying this for someone else, make sure they are aware of these things.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This was the most intense experience I've ever had with a toy. This hit all my favorite spots and I enjoyed being able to work myself up to the most enjoyable time I've had. It hit me deep, midway and on the clit in ways I've never experienced before.

Experience

This was the first rabbit I've ever tried, and was blown away with the experience. This was the best toy I've ever tried, and offered hours of intense pleasure. This will now be my "night alone" choice when my husband is away. If you've always wanted to try a rabbit, I would definitely suggest this product.
Follow-up commentary
Through various experimentation, I've managed to find varying ways to pleasure both myself *and* my partner with this toy. It's still my "go-to" for personal *happyfuntime*, and I'm looking forward to having it around for a while yet. It also makes me curious to try out some other rabbits for comparison. It's proven to be durable, and I have yet to need to change batteries, in spite of (very) regular use. I've been very pleased with this product and would recommend it to someone looking for a new rabbit.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Kayla
    God review. I was going to add this to my wishlist until I realized that it's made from jelly.
  • Contributor: kck
    D'aaaw. I'm with Mistress. Dang jelly
  • Contributor: Isabel0329
    Awwww, that's sad that it's jelly. I'm glad you loved it despite that fact. Good review.
  • Contributor: The Nakanas
    I'm curious why "jelly" is so bad? The actual material is sort of rubbery, not nearly as spongy and floppy as most jelly toys I've encountered.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Good review!
  • Contributor: PurpleBerry
    Nice review. Makes me want to try it.
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: sexyk515
    Great review!
  • Contributor: link82
    Great review!
  • Contributor: ilikepies2
    Thanks
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