Funky - bullet vibrator by Orion - review by SoSexxxay

Funky is a pink vibrating bullet with a variable multi-speed corded controller. It's very feminine and pretty, and ideal for teasing your clitoris, or any other sensitive areas. Small enough to tuck into your panties, I like to push it up against my clit and keep the remote tucked into a garter for easy access. Funky's ribbed texture is also fun for internal stimulation, and as the bullet water-proof, you can feel free to add plenty of lube for extra slippery ribbed fun. Just try not to get too much lube on your hands, as this can make using the controller difficult.

Funky's bullet is made out of silicone, so it can be sterilized, though the cord and ribbing would make that a real challenge if you wanted to use it anally. I think the best use for Funky is as a clitoral or vaginal stimulator, though. Its small size and controller make for a fantastic pairing as a clit stimulator with vaginal penetration!

Funky's ribbed bullet is made of silicone, so it's odorless, flavorless, and easy to care for. The four ribs run around the center of the toy, providing stimulation and the tiniest bit of bulk. The silicone itself is smooth and somewhat firm to the touch, and allows the vibrations to carry to the surface quite well.

The controller is made of hard plastic, with smooth, coated buttons that mimic touch control, meaning they are flat but click when you press them. The entire top of the controller is smooth and coated, which can get slippery, but the bottom is more of a velvety texture, making it easier to hold in your hand.

Funky's shape is pretty standard as far as bullets go, though I like the added ribbing, as it gives some extra stimulation when used internally or on my clit. I find this ribbing also helps it to stay in place, as usually, when I use a bullet internally and stand up, they tend to slip out. I didn't have much of an issue with this happening with Funky.

This toy is fun to wear in public. What I do is slip it inside my panties, either pressed against my clit or inside me, and then pull the control up and over my pant/skirt waistband and slip it into my pocket. You can see the cord, but leaving my shirt untucked covered it up. I was able to fiddle with the control inside my pocket as I walked around and had my own private fun.

The light-up controls are super easy to use, even in the dark; with only two buttons, you're not going to get confused. One button controls the power on/off switch, and the other cycles you through the vibration speed and pattern variations.

I like the amount of variations available. There's something for any mood, whether pulsing, solid vibrations, or patterns of vibration, but there are not so many that cycling through using a single button gets tedious.

The bullet gives off some pretty strong buzzy vibrations, though the more rumbly, pulsing variations negate some of the buzziness when used on those settings. I was honestly pretty shocked that this toy only uses two AAA batteries and gives off so much vibration. The bullet does a little dance, shooting around when set on a table while it's on. This isn't a power vibrator by any means, but I was still pretty impressed at the level of sensation I got from it.

I haven't had any issues with this toy in the shower, as it's waterproof, and quiet enough that it can't be heard over the streaming showerhead.

Funky's easy to clean with a wipe down to the controls and a wash with antibacterial soap and water (or a 10% bleach solution) to the bullet. Some added attention should be given to the bullet's ridges, as (water-based!) lube and juices can catch in there pretty easily.

Since it comes in such a cute little box with a magnetic flap, which opens to give you a view of Funky, I store mine in the original packaging, though any case or bag would do, just ensure the cord doesn't get too tangled. You want to prolong the life of your toys, so loosely looping the cord within a soft bag or box should work nicely.

Funky comes in a cute cardboard box which features some information and several photos of a woman taken from the shoulders-up. There is a magnetic flap which opens to show the toy nestled in a plastic tray, under which sits a little pamphlet of product info.

Funky has become a favourite toy for me to use on my extremely sensitive clit, as it doesn't overpower or tickle too much. I really enjoy being able to use it for naughty fun in public without anyone else being aware of what I'm up to.

After slipping on a pair of panties, I slipped Funky between my labia and nestled it up against the underside of my clit. Pulling on my standard uniform (a pair of jeans and a t-shirt) I tucked the control and extra cord into my pocket, pulling my t-shirt down over my hips, effectively hiding any evidence of the toy.

I fiddled with the controls as I walked my neighbourhood mall, ever titillated, but not coming too dangerously close to orgasm as to be obvious of my shenanigans. I made my way home when it became too much, and relieved myself by using Funky clitorally with an added dildo internally. Good times were had.