Tera Patrick's neon massager - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Kim!

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Giving it ears doesn't make it a rabbit

Tera Patrick clearly has an overly sensitive clit and hates a lot of stimulation there. She also loves really strong vibrations and does not have neighbors.
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Pros:
The color and strong vibrations
Cons:
Lack of clitoral vibration and really noisy
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is perfect for someone with a really sensitive clit. The "rabbit", and I do really use that loosely, attachment has only a very slight vibration going through, sometimes you can't feel them at all. It's really more of an "extra hunk of jelly that serves little purpose attachment". The shaft, however, has some pretty powerful vibrations for a cheaper toy and overall pretty amazing there. The twisted design also provides some more unique sensations; overall, I found it pretty enjoyable.

This will not work if you have neighbors or roommates and you care what they hear. It's really loud. My air conditioner was cranking and I was still wondering if it could be heard if the lady upstairs wasn't really old and losing her hearing.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It's jelly and therefore not exactly the ideal material. If you're going to share be sure to use a condom since it cannot be sterilized. I did not really notice any smell coming from it.
Since the bullet is lower down in the toy and it's jelly, you can pull the head back and spring it up... or not, I'm easily amused and enjoyed it.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

I picked this toy because the color really grabbed my eye and I like a lot of color variety. At a max diameter of 1 1/2" and an insertable length of 4 1/2", this isn't overly large toy and would probably work for most people. The clitoral attachment is rather large, especially when you consider its lack of true usefulness.

Due to the color, I would say this is not very discrete at all, it's sort of something that people will easily notice. The shape of the toy also screams sex toy. If you opt to travel with it, which due to its smaller size wouldn't be difficult, keeping it in a baggie or something would be recommended. I doubt you want lint and hair sticking to it and jelly is pretty porous.

Functions / Performance / Controls

It has three different speeds and you turn the dial on the base. I enjoy a lot of vibration so I like it on high speed but high is pretty high so others may not enjoy it as much as I do. It's a more buzzy vibration, not a deep one, the kind that makes your fingertips feel funny when you told them against it.

It's absurdly loud, as I previously mentioned. Encourage the people in your building to wear ear plugs if you live in an apartment... and turn your television up... and turn a fan or AC on.

It isn't waterproof so take a bit of extra care during cleaning to be sure that you don't get water in the battery chamber.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Keep this in a cool, dark place and away from your silicone toys since you can damage the silicone ones when stored against jelly toys. You should not use silicone lube with this toy either.
A toy cleaner and or some warm water and soap are all you can use to clean this since jelly cannot be boiled. A bit of extra time should be spent cleaning between the swirls, but overall it isn't too difficult.

Packaging

This came in a blister package with a cardboard insert with Tera Patrick on it. I just tossed the packaging, it isn't useful or that interesting. The Internet is full of pictures of Tera Patrick if I feel that need. Also her outfit is a really ugly green shirt and shorts combo.

It came with a pretty detailed set of instructions in various languages as well.
Follow-up commentary
Honestly, I think that I dislike this toy even more. I haven't touched it since other than to pull it to write this. I know that I originally gave it 3 stars, I don't know that I would even give it 3 now. The only thing it really has going for it is that it's fairly powerful. It isn't safe, the clitoral part has almost no vibration, it's really noisy, and isn't even waterproof (not a huge selling point for me, personally, but I know that some people like to head into the bathroom or have no other real options).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • SexyySarah
    Good to know! Thanks for the review!
  • ToyingCouple
    Once again the cheap toys really don't seem to cut it. Jelly is soooo icky!
  • kck
    Nice review!
  • Kim!
    Thanks everyone. Even if this wasn't jelly I don't know how great it would be. I know vibrations would travel better through other materials but the bullet is so far from the pretend rabbit that I really question how effective it still would be. But yeah, jelly toys are not that great at all, sometimes extra money really matters.
  • Annemarie
    Great balls of Tera Patrick, that is REALLY FREAKIN' BRIGHT.
  • Blinker
    Attack of the jelly penis cactus!
  • Kim!
    It totally is a jelly penis cactus, I wish I had thought of that first!
  • Evoluchun
    great review thanks think I will pass on this one though thanks
  • Sammi
    The color is awesome - too bad it doesn't work better :-(

    Good review!
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