Triple action seahorse - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Illusional

Triple action seahorse

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Weak vibrations, greasy to the touch, and loud as hell? I wouldn't recommend this vibrator. Very noisy, and I couldn't get myself off, no matter which way I tried. The anal attachment is a joke and due to it's wobbly texture, barely did anything for my ass. Pass this lint and dirt collector up, for something worth the cost and less of a hassle.
Pretty color, nice concept.
Toy is noisy, low power, battery guzzler, water seal isn't that tight. Toy felt greasy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


If your anatomy is right on, this rabbit vibrator could be the one for you. This clit attachment was nowhere near my clitoris no matter which way I tried to turn. If you live alone or with your partner, then maybe the noise won't bother you. This toy is designed to stimulate the anus, clitoris and g-spot, and simultaneously at that. This toy will work for those who have time to give this an ample shot, and possibly some assistance from a partner. The flat base makes it easier for shower play but due to kinda lame water seal, I wouldn't recommend throwing it in the shower with you.
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Jelly, it's always one that I have to hang my head in shame about. Jelly is very porous and cannot be sterilized. I always wash my jelly toys repeatedly and this one was no exception. It had a slight smell, but after a few washings, the smell vanished. The texture was a nice addition, but I didn't think much of it. During usage, I just could hear how ridiculously loud this toy was and hope to God, nobody caught me with this titanic disaster.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

It's a cute toy, I like how committed they were to the whole "nautical theme". The toy is a deep blue, there's
your lovely seahorse, there's even a starfish on the base. The swirled texture added some sensation but nothing to make me reach for this toy when I'm feeling hot. This toy is a little thick at five inches in circumference, but with time and lube, this little seashorse could be your new best friend.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy has a pretty neat thing going on. So there's of course vibrations in the shaft, then the clit attachment and the anal attachment. In addition, there's also rotation and you can even decide if counter clockwise or clockwise is your thing. There's three modes of speed and power for both rotation and vibration. They're all disappointing. The clit attachment just didn't match up with me no matter which way I tried.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Jelly is easily taken care of, but remember you cannot share jelly toys unless with a condom. They can't be fully sterilized, so no boiling water. Don't use anything too strong, and store in a cool place. Jelly toys are also crazy lint and dust magnets so clean before and after use. Due to the swirled texture of this toy, using an old toothbrush can help get rid of any dried fluids in the creases.

You can use water and silicone lubes with this toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • petlove0311
    Nice review
  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review!
  • Terri69
    Thanks for the great review!
  • souviet
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for the review, this is something I will have to pass up because of the material
  • Eugler
    Thank you! Now I know what not to buy!
  • Herzer
    Thanks for the truthful review and warning.
  • TrenchcoatHunters
    Thanks for the review!
  • Falsepast
    Too bad this wasn't good
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for sharing!
  • kitty1949
    Thanks! I love seahorses, and I'd want this so bad if it were higher quality.
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the very nice review.
  • hall5885
    Thanks for the review!
  • mmmmm
    Thank you for the review.
  • unicorn64
    Nice review
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