Extreme pure gold micro bullet - slim bullet discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by minxx

The Extreme Pure Gold Micro Bullet has honestly become my favorite toy in my arsenal. So far, nothing can match it! It's very small in size, the bullet itself being about the size of a fish oil vitamin. Being so small, it would not be a good idea for any type of insertion, but there are many places you can still use it, other than the clitoral stimulation it was made for! My favorite (other than clitoral stimulation) is when I secretly grabbed this and used it on my fiance, right underneath his testicles, while giving him oral. It totally caught him off guard, but he loved every second of it! The power behind this little guy is wonderful for people like me who need some strength in their vibes to get off, and the 10 different pulse patterns make it easy to adjust to your mood. Now, you might be thinking, with all this power, wouldn't that make it a loud toy? Not this one! I was surprised myself, but this toy is only about as loud as your cell phone vibration setting. I'm a college student myself, and I use it all the time, and my roommates are none the wiser!

This toy, both the bullet and the control, is made of a gold (or platinum) coated plastic, so those with metal allergies may want to steer clear. The plastic is smooth and non-porous; the bullet itself has a small seam in the center, but it is completely unnoticeable during use.

The control pack is ergonomically designed and fits your hand very easily. The small shape makes it very travel friendly, and the tiny size of the bullet makes it very easy to use while having intercourse without it getting in the way. However, there are times that I wish that the wire was just a little bit longer, especially when using it during intercourse. The controls themselves are very easy to understand - an on/off button, and the "10" button that lets you cycle through the 10 different patterns. The low sound is discreet, but if you left this out on your nightstand and someone saw it, they would know exactly what it was.

As I mentioned earlier, the controls are very easy to understand - the on/off button and the "10" button that lets you cycle through each vibration pattern. The first three are your basic patterns - slow, moderate, and fast. After that, there are:
upward revving
moderate pulsating
fast pulsating
_______---_________--- (that was the best way to illustrate it, one long pulse, 3 quick ones)
short pulses, fast pulses, solid pulse, pause, solid pulse (think of a car shifting gears)
moderate buzz for 7 seconds, quick sputter (like a text on vibrate setting), fast buzz for 7 seconds, quick sputter
short pulses, long pulses, solid fast buzz....and sudden drop to short pulses

Not sure if this is part of the design or just coincidence, but the light indicator on the control flickers to match the pulse pattern.


The vibrations travel pretty equally throughout the entire bullet, which might make your fingers tingle after a while. However, if you position it right, this toy can be entirely hands free, making it easy for your hands to do other things.

The packaging says that it is waterproof, so I figured I'd test this out. I was very hesitant at first, since there a few seams that water can squeeze into, and I didn't want to risk losing my favorite toy. However, for the sake of this review, I went ahead and did it anyway. I brought it into the shower, and it seemed to be okay, but I'm not sure submerging it in the tub for a long period of time would be a good idea.

Cleaning this toy is very easy, just use a mild soap and warm water. Even though it says that it it waterproof, I would not recommend submerging this toy at all, since there are some seams that water can squeeze into. Storage is also pretty easy, though; you can just put it into your storage case/sock drawer.

I am a big fan of the packaging! It's very simple, no half naked women on it (I never understood why a toy marketed for a woman needs to have a half naked woman on it...always bothered me). Its a simple clear plastic box that isn't particularly difficult to open, with a guide on the back showing the controls.