Teaser bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Sex Hippie

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Good things come in small pink bulbous packages....

This thing isn't my favorite toy in my box (no pun intended) but I do like using to add variety to my play. It also packs a surprising punch for such a small toy, but eats lots of batteries.
The control panel set up is easy to figure out and remember what you like. It's waterproof.
The material, can't use it without a condom and cannot sterilize. Uses four AAA batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
What I like most about this toy are the controls. The strength settings of the toy are on a different panel than the pulse settings so you have quite a variety to choose from. That's nice, especially when using the toy with a partner(s), when people have different preferences. The strength of the toy goes from moderate to pretty darn strong (in my experience), which is nice again, because of the variety. The settings are also good if you like to switch it up a lot during your play. I especially liked the experience of getting so into my play, that I forget which setting comes next and get a little surprise.

It has a nice feel, especially if you like bullets that aren't tiny but you're not into bigger toys either. Don't let the cheesy packaging turn you off. The material is soft, but it is jelly, (so cover with a condom) not silicone, and I'd be cautious to use it internally. [Editor's note: this toy material is a cyberskin variation- same warnings apply.] It is waterproof, which is nice if you're a wet lover (like me). It is pink, if you don't mind that, and it doesn't have any plastic-y odor like other toys I've seen. It is fairly easy to clean (so far) with soap and hot water, but you wouldn't be able to sterilize it. It takes four AAA batteries so make sure you have that many on hand.

It didn't get me off by itself. I used it on my clit and stimulated my g-spot by other means, but my girlfriend reacted very well to it. When I was done, she said, "What did you DO down there, baby??" after collapsing in ecstasy. That's always a response I like. :)  So if you're a clit girl and you like variety or want a larger-sized bullet|Teaser bullet to incorporate into partner play, this is the one for you.
I think it worked better for her because she likes to concentrate on clitoral stimulation rather than g-spot (whereas I typically need both) and she's not into using anything too large down there. She also takes SSRI anti-depressants, which have sexual side-effects. For her that means she needs more stimulation to orgasm than sometimes what my tongue and patience can accommodate. I made sure to not rely on the toy too much, but rather incorporate it into our regular sex play so she wouldn't feel she "needed" it to get off.
Follow-up commentary
This little guy was happy in my toy-box for a while, then one day I took it out for my female partner (who needs more clit stim than I do), and it became her new favorite. She loved the many settings and choice of intensity (and STRENGTH of intensity), and had much fun with it; with and without me.

HOWEVER she just reported to me tonight, that the silly thing died recently. I'm starting to suspect the integrity of this product, because the first one that I was sent for review never worked. More than just coincidence I'd say. I hate it when companies design good toys, but don't follow through with quality! GRR!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • The material is actually Futurotic- basically cyberskin. Still very porous and should be covered- thanks for mentioning that! Also, after cleaning you can dust with cornstarch (not talc) to keep it from getting too sticky.
  • Dame Demi
    I wish more toys featured different switches for intensity and functions.  It would be nice to change speeds during the different functions and not to have to cycle through the whole selection when you want to make any change. 
  • Nashville
    It's actually Futurotic not jelly.. :)
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