Passion bullets slim and mini-probe - bullet discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Buttercup Green

The Passion bullets are perfect for all over body stimulation. They can be used on the nipples, the clit, the outside of the anus, and anywhere else. However, I do not recommend either bullet to be inserted anally ever. If you want to insert them vaginally, I suggest putting them in a condom for easy removal. The cord looks sturdy enough, but it is always better to be safe than sorry. I also would not recommend inserting them at the same time vaginally. When turned on, they do not play together nicely. They will hit and most likely pinch the skin. This has happened while playing with both of them around my clit, and it really hurt.
While this toy is more marketed toward female users, the bullets can definitely be used to tease a man's nipples, penis, and testicles. This toy isn't waterproof or even splash-proof, so unless you absolutely have to use your toys in the shower, this set would be a nice addition to anyone's collection. The pink colors make this set non-intimidating, which is perfect for beginners who want to experiment with vibrators. For those like me who are more experienced, the dual bullets and independent controls are worth looking into.

The bullets and most of the control pack is made out of a pink plastic. Plastic is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and latex/phthalates free. It can be used with oil, water, and silicone based lubricants. They have no smell or taste. Each bullet is covered with a velvet coating, which makes them super soft to the touch. The control pack, on the other hand, has a glossy finish. This makes is super easy to wipe down, but it also makes it difficult to hold with lubed up hands. Each bullet has a small seam, which can be felt with a fingertip, but I could not feel either one during use. The control pack also has a seam, but this seam is much larger and deeper. It can be felt while holding the control pack in your hand, but it did not irritate my skin. If you are sensitive when it comes to seams, I suggest looking at a different toy.
The buttons are covered in a rubber-like material. It has no smell or taste, but it does have some drag. This helps slippery fingers confidently push the right button when you want. The buttons are raised and are easy to find and press in the heat of the moment.

The first bullet is pretty basic in shape and size. It is like a long, skinny oval. Out of the two, this bullet is more suited for pinpoint stimulation. It has some weight to it, so it does not feel cheap at all. The other one is like a curvy, squished bowling pin. The tip is wider than the other bullet, so this one is better for broad stimulation. The curves feel amazing when rubbed up and down on the clitoris and nipples. Both bullets are mostly see through, so you can see the inner workings of the motor and wires. It isn't completely see through, but I just thought to mention it in case some people do not like to see the motors in their toys. Each bullet has a generous cord length, but when used at the same time, the wires can get tangled pretty easily. The bullets can be used to stimulate one part of the body at once or two different areas at the same time. If you plan to use this like a Form 2, I highly suggest you be careful. The bullets can pinch and possibly damage the skin when knocked together while vibrating. The smaller bullet has an opening at the end where the wire goes into it. However, the other bullet has a rubber ring around the end of the bullet for better protection. I found it extremely odd that only one bullet had this. Either way, this toy is not waterproof, so it doesn't bother me that much. The bullets plug into the controller via a regular jack style plug. They can be mixed with other control packs that take jack end bullets.
Measurements:
Length of each wire- 35 1/2"
Length of small bullet- 1 1/4"
Length of large bullet- 2 1/2"
Diameter of small bullet- 1/2"
Diameter of large bullet- 1"
Length of controller- 5 3/8"

It is super simple to use the bullets and control pack. You can use one or both of the bullets at a time. Simply choose the bullet you want and plug the jack into either hole (it doesn't matter). If you look closely to where you plug the bullets in, you will see two small and slightly raised letters (A,B). These letters match up to the independent controls. Each bullet is controlled by two buttons: a square button much like the stop symbol on a DVD remote, and a triangle button that is also like the play symbol on a remote. The triangle button has either an A or B next to it. If you plug the bullet into slot B, you will need to use the B buttons. All of these symbols are raised, which helps you know what button you are pushing when you are playing in the dark. The four buttons are separated into two groups, and they even have a raised oval around each group to help the user have a less confusing experience. To turn on, press the A or B button, and then continue to press in order to cycle through the settings. Press the square button at any time in order to quickly shut off the vibrations. When it is turned back on, the vibes will start off on the lowest setting.
The control pack is lightweight at first, which makes it feel a little cheap. Once the 4 AA batteries are put in, however, this thing has some substantial weight to it. It isn't overly heavy, but those with wrist problems may not want to constantly hold this. On the back is a "push/slide down to open" flap. This is where you put the batteries in. There is a diagram inside of the battery compartment showing you how to insert them. The compartment flap is hinged on, so it will not come off. You do not need to worry about losing the back to your control pack. The back also has a gold sticker that says, "This device should not be used over swollen or inflamed areas or skin eruptions. Do not use on unexplained calf pain. Consult physician. Made in China". The batteries are a little tricky to take back out. The back left battery likes to get stuck, so I have to hit the bottom of the controller to get it to slide out. I would recommend hitting it gently as it is made of plastic and could crack. The batteries life is okay. Knowing that these batteries power two bullets and give off a powerful vibration, I am okay with the mediocre battery life. I would be unhappy if I did not use rechargeable batteries as well. I would not want to constantly buy batteries just to have an orgasm. The only thing that is missing from the control panel is indicator lights to show when it is properly turned on/off and what kind of pattern you are on.
Each bullet has 7 functions, and with two separate bullets, this awesome toy has 49 different combinations! Another great thing about this toy is that the controller and bullets are interchangeable with other jack style bullets and controllers. I have tried multiple combinations between this toy, my Xtreme G-spot bullet, and my Egg Ecstasy toy. They all work very well when mixed and matched! It is like having a new toy altogether!
The Seven Functions include:
1. Low steady vibe
2. Medium steady vibe
3. High steady vibe
4. 2 short pulses followed by 1 long pulse
5. Fast, short pulses
6. Alternating fast pulses (One high pulse, One medium pulse)
7. Escalating vibes from low to high

Cleaning can be a bit of a hassle because it isn't waterproof. Each bullet has a seam on it as well, which can trap lube and other fluids. However, these seams are not deep, so a quick run with a fingernail should easily do the trick. I would not put any part of this toy under running water. You can use a toy cleaner spray, a warm and damp cloth, or a toy wipe in order to clean the bullets and the control pack.
Since this is made out of plastic, any lubricants would be okay to use with these bullets. The velvet coating on the bullets means that they dry quickly, and they won't attract lint and pet hair. I store this toy in my old Bloom packaging along with some other bullets. It is small enough to tuck anywhere you want. Since the buttons are very easy to push, I suggest taking the batteries out before storing. If you don't have the energy to do this, simply unplug the bullets to prevent them from turning on. Be aware though. Leaving the batteries in the control pack will drain the batteries very quickly.

This toy comes packaged in the typical cardboard box with pictures and information on every side. There are three small windows in the front that allows the control pack and two bullets to be seen. The front has a picture of a couple in an embrace, but it isn't tacky or offensive. It almost looks like a picture that would be on the front of a romantic novel. There are multiple pictures and phrases to hint that this box indeed holds a vibrator. Battery information, cleaning instructions, and facts about the bullets are also located on the back of the box.
The actual toy is held inside of a white plastic tray. This tray seems a little flimsy, but the box is sturdy enough for storage. A diagram of how to insert the batteries can be found in the box as well.