Grading On a Curve

The Pleasure Softee is, as the name suggests, a very soft, flexible toy. The bulbous head is useful for firm stimulation against the g-spot, and the tapered tip is amazing for clitoral stimulation as well. While I wouldn't suggest it, the Pleasure Softee may be used for anal play, but I would exercise caution when doing so. Also, because of the three vibration settings, this toy is great for stimulating other areas of the body such as the nipples or the inner thighs.

The Pleasure Softee is also waterproof, so she can tag along in the shower or the bath.

I love how smooth this toy is. TPR is a very soft, flexible material that's very pleasing to the eye. The color options are very pretty, although not discreet. As for the smell, I did notice that when I opened the box, it had a faint smell that went away after one wash, but it shouldn't pose too large of a problem.

The Pleasure Softee has a thick base which tapers into a thin, flexible neck, which then leads into a large, bulbous head meant for stimulating the g-spot. There is no texture whatsoever (except for the seam), and thrusting this toy is nearly impossible due to the neck being so thin. However, the tip of this toy is fantastic for clitoral stimulation.

The Pleasure Softee arrived in a transparent container with battery instructions folded inside. The toy itself is eight inches long and seven inches insertable. This toy is very thick at the head, so inserting it was difficult at first, and it made thrusting nearly impossible. The head of this toy is designed well enough to press right against my g-spot. Also, I found that no matter how wet this toy got, it stayed right in place, unlike other vibrators that I've used in the past.

The material of this toy is very smooth and soft to the touch, which is a nice change from all of my hard, plastic toys. At the bottom of the base, there is a push button that activates three vibration speeds: low, medium, and high. The first speed is very gentle, most suitable for stimulating sensitive areas such as the inner thighs. The second speed is fairly strong and much faster than the first speed, and the third speed is the strongest. All of the vibrations are focused in the head and travel down the shaft. I'm very impressed with how quiet this toy is for how strong the vibrations are; on the strongest setting, the sound is akin to a cell phone vibrating.

The box that this toy comes in is just not strong enough to use for storage, in my opinion. A soft bag or your toy chest should work just fine for storage.

The Pleasure Softee is made primarily of TPR, so you can use both water and silicone-based lubes with it. I used a water-based lube and it worked fine. It's also waterproof, so cleanup is just a quick wash with mild soap away.

The box that the Pleasure Softee arrived in is extremely flimsy but devoid of naked ladies, thankfully. However, if you wanted to give this toy as a discreet gift, the transparent box just isn't going to cut it.

This toy came with battery instructions which were very easy to follow (and helpful, since I got them wrong twice before I was bothered to actually read the instructions).

Overall, the Pleasure Softee is a good beginner's toy that I would recommend to anyone who is trying to find their g-spot. Personally, I found that this toy was nothing special. The vibrations were good and they did the job, but it wasn't anything to write home about. Still, I see myself using this toy in the future.