Smooth jazz vibrating egg - classic egg by Aphrodisia - review by Ryuson

Smooth jazz vibrating egg

Classic egg by Aphrodisia

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Great value

This product is great for the price range, with 10 interesting settings, quiet vibrations, and moderate power. It is also easy to use and beginner friendly. That being said, the vibrations are a bit buzzy and the packaging states that it is waterproof, which it is NOT. Overall, this is a good buy if you don't already have something similar.
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Pros:
Good price, tons of settings, quiet, intuitive controls
Cons:
Packaging says waterproof but it's not, buzzy, a bit weak
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

This toy is a small, corded bullet. It is made by Aphrodisia, and also lists Eden Fantasys on the packaging.

The main use for this toy is clitoral stimulation. Clitorally, the pointed tip can be used for pinpoint stimulation, and the side can be used for broader stimulation. It can also be used for teasing the labia and nipples.

When it comes to vaginal insertion, this toy is not the best choice. It cannot be targeted for the g-spot and cannot be thrust with, so it does not offer intense internal stimulation. If you do insert this vaginally, do not pull it out by the cord but rather push it out, due to safety concerns.

This toy is not anal safe. It has a cord, but the cord is not meant to be used to remove it, meaning that it could become disconnected when inserted. There are plenty of other toys that are anal safe, so don't risk using this one and possibly ending up in the hospital.

This would be a fine toy to use as a couple. While this is not the most versatile toy, it's cheap and has many functions. It is also small and not intimidating for couples.

For a first toy in general, it may be best to get a toy that can be used both internally and externally. While this is not as versatile, this may be good for someone only looking for an external toy, it's discreet, and has a variety of functions to explore.

This toy 100% passes Ryu's dorm seal of approval. It's quiet and can't be heard over the shower or through a door, though it is not waterproof. Hiding this toy from a roommate or flatmate would be easy due to the relatively compact size.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Smooth Jazz is made of colored plastic. The plastic did have a bit of a scent out of the package, but washing it and letting it air out has solved the problem.

Plastic is rated an 8 out of 10 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's nonporous and body-safe, meaning that it won't leak gross chemicals into your body, and that bacteria can't build up inside of the material itself, but can only be found on the outside of the material. Plastic can be disinfected with a 10% bleach solution and it is very rigid.

The bullet and controller are plastic, and have a soft, velvety texture. The buttons have a smoother texture and are raised, making them easy to find. This toy has no flex or give to it.

The cord is covered in a thick layer of plastic. This protects the cord a bit from puling out of the bullet, getting kinks, and from getting damaged. It also seals around both the bullet, but plugs into the remote, making this toy not waterproof.

Overall, this toy is made of safe, easy to care for materials that help it to be good for both beginners and more experienced users.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

If you have many bullets in your collection, this toy does not really shake it up design wise. It is very "traditional" in size, shape, and design.

In terms of measurements, the bullet is 2 inches long and 2 inches around at the widest point. The cord is 3 feet long, and the controller is about 3.5 inches long. This toy is very small, and should not intimidate anyone or their partners.

Smooth Jazz 1

Smooth Jazz 3

The controller is very comfortable to hold in your hand, and is a good size to navigate with one hand. It's also designed so that it can easily be held by both large and small handed people, and the buttons are in an easy to reach location. It has a small indentation in the center that actually makes it much easier to open the battery case.

The bullet has no texture or unique shape to it, but is just a smooth oval. It has a small seam on the side that is flush with the toy and is not able to be felt during use at all.

This toy doesn't look realistic at all, but it does look like a sex toy. If left out, it will be obvious what it is, so you can't really display it. It's pretty small, so it would be great to travel with. It may be too large to toss into a purse, but it would be a nice size to go into an overnighter or suitcase.

Overall, this is a very basic and traditional bullet. The size and shape would be great for beginners, but if you have many toys you probably have something similar already.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

When it comes to functions, this toy is impressive. It has more options than others in a similar price range.

There are two buttons on this toy; a power button and a settings button. There is a light between the two buttons that comes on when you press the power button, and it goes off when you press the power button again. You can turn it off on any setting by pressing the power button, and when you turn it on it goes right to the first setting. You press the settings button to cycle through the different modes, and once you get to the last one, pressing the button again will start you back at 1. The settings are as follows:

1) Low (1.5 vroom 1 bee)
2) Medium (2 vroom 1.5 bee)
3) High (3 vroom 2 bee)
4) bbbBBBBZZZ bbbBBBBZZZ
5) BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ
6) BZZBZZBZZBZZBZZ
7) bbBBZZ BZ BZ BZ bbBBZZ BZ BZ BZ
8) BZZ BZZ BZZ BZ BZ BZ BZBZBZBZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZ
9) bbbbBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBbbBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
10) Unpredictable buzzing

While there are many settings on this toy, they are not intensely powerful. If you are used to a wand vibrator or even a very strong bullet, this may let you down in the strength area.

The vibrations are more buzzy than rumbly, but that really does come down to preference.

While holding it continually will vibrate your fingers, I have not found it to be strong enough to numb my fingers during use. This is especially important since to get accurate stimulation you need to hold it.

This bullet is also very quiet. While it's not silent, I wouldn't worry about it being heard through a door. Squeezing the bullet does not seem to effect the noise levels at all.

This bullet is not waterproof, so I would not recommend using it in the shower or bath. While this is a bummer, few corded bullets are waterproof in general.

In total, this toy has a surprising amount of settings, is fairly powerful, and is quiet. Again, if you have many toys the power and buzzy vibrations may not live up to your expectations, but for the price this really does well.

Care and Maintenance

There is a seam on the bullet halfway down, but it is not hard to clean at all, though I would be sure to always take care to wash it well in case. The plastic does not attract lint at all, making this toy very easy to store, clean, and care for. It makes it even more travel friendly.

If you plan on switching users, you should disinfect this toy with a 10% bleach solution. This will kill any bacteria on the surface, preventing the spread of infection and germs. You can't boil this toy due to the plastic material.

This toy can be used with both silicone and water-based lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging for this toy isn't super classy, but there is worse packaging on more expensive toys. It is made of thin cardboard and contains a plastic insert with the toy.

The front of the box states the name of the toy, the brand, and the site. It also has a picture of the bullet that is not to scale on a white background. It is obvious what is in the box, but there are no naked ladies on it or anything.

On the back is some basic information about the material, lube to use, batteries, and functions. It states that the toy is waterproof but that is NOT true. There is no o-ring around the battery case and the plug from the cord to the remote does not seal. It does not come with any additional instructions.

The packaging is bulky and flimsy, so I would not recommend it for storage. The packaging would also not be bad to give as a gift, but keep in mind if you do that it obviously looks like a sex toy.

Smooth Jazz 2
    • Minimal

Experience

I got this toy as a DR, and was not unhappy with it. I really was impressed with the extensive functions available, and it was powerful enough to get me off, if a bit buzzy.

I have plenty of bullets, and this one does not stand out to me. That being said, it is a good price, and you get more than you will with other toys from the same price range. It's also easy to use and the settings are easy to navigate, something even more expensive toys can mess up.

My main gripe about this toy is that it claims to be waterproof on the package, but is NOT waterproof. There is no seal on the battery pack or around where it plugs into the remote.

I am giving this toy three stars. Without the lie on the packaging I would have given it four, but I really can't endorse a toy that tells you to break it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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